Mrs Norris' favorite son, Chuck was on Glenn Beck recently where he commented about the federal government and the changes wrought. He stated that he might run for President of the Lone Star state. That such an idea might become reality if things proceed as they are. picked by 2manyusernames 9 months ago

There have been vandalism before at Norris Park in Albury (a city in Australia), but usually just quick spray paint. This one really shows some talent. See story and comment for image. picked by 2manyusernames 2 years ago

In this clip from "Lone Wolf McQuaid", Mr. Norris gets burried alive inside of his Dodge Ramcharger. How will he escape? You gotta watch. picked by em0ney 2 years ago

100 jokes about chuck norris picked by gamaxray 3 years ago

The teen, whose name authorities did not release because of his age, was charged but not jailed yesterday, Laughlin said.

*For the love of all things holy, Jail Him! It's for his own protection! It won't stop Chuck, but it will slow him down for a second or two. picked by leehblanc 2 years ago

I couldn't stop laughing after I saw this. picked by 86Apex 2 years ago

This is truly the end of the World... of warcraft picked by sholom22 3 years ago

Guess Chuck Norris was right. picked by gammerus 2 years ago

My pop-culture-reference meter just broke. picked by jaxomlotus 3 years ago

A t-shirts site has been sued by chuck norris because of a t-shirt... the owner has posted the e-mail conversation with Chuck norris'lawyers... So funny! picked by artzoom 2 years ago

Forget about Punxsutawney Phil or Ft. Meyers' Mona, New York City's own groundhog, Chuck, did not see his shadow. Therefore, spring is around the corner. Chuck says so. picked by suebe 10 months ago

Chuck Norris is not happy about the Freedom From Religion Foundation's attempt to stop the motto and pledge from being engraved on the Capitol Center building. And when Chuck Norris ain’t happy, people get hurt. picked by Doggylives 4 months ago

Chuck Norris joked that Huckabee’s chief rival may be too old for the job.

Then proceeded to roundhouse kick the reporter to death that didnt laugh at his joke hard enough! picked by craziesean 2 years ago

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?" picked by waggamandave 2 years ago

Hilarious list of Chuck Norris vs. Linus Torvalds.
My favorites:
Linus Torvalds can play 3D games in his head by interpreting the source code in real-time.
and
People pray to Jesus, but Jesus prays to Linus Torvalds.
:P picked by Lighioana 2 years ago

Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick anyone who doesn't back Mike Huckabee...So no one will be alive to vote except himself and Mike Huckabee, so Mike Huckabee will win. picked by hilltophoodlum 2 years ago

No... they're not joking.

"If not me, someone someday may again be running for president of the Lone Star state, if the state of the union continues to turn into the enemy of the state."

The U.S. should know better than to make the Chuck angry. You can't make this stuff up. picked by qpon 8 months ago

Originating from Africa, India, and the Middle East, frankincense oil has been found to have many medicinal benefits. Now, an enriched extract of the Somalian Frankincense herb Boswellia carteri has been shown to kill off bladder cancer cells. New research demonstrates that this herb has the potential for an alternative therapy for bladder cancer. Update to an much earlier story about natural re... read full post picked by suebe 9 months ago

They may be one of the most hated insects in mother nature but they could also hold the cure for cancer and be a great name for a band. picked by Bornbad 3 months ago