Scientists who were definitely All f**ked Up have found the long-sought treatment that soothes troubled heroin addicts: Heroin.
*new improved story thanx to Bingo* picked by Bornbad 3 months ago

The British government is joining other governments that offer tax-payer provided heroin to addicts with the idea that such policies reduce crime and reduce health risks. What do you think of such policies? picked by 2manyusernames 1 month ago

Heroin. Che Mat Nor Musa, 37, married Wook Kundor, 106, in 2006. Ms Kondor states that the marriage has been a happy one. Police in Terengganu state that he has been taking heroin. No-one has stated whether these two things are linked. picked by pocksucket 5 months ago

Police found two kids, heroin and drug paraphernalia in a Boise home - putting two parents behind bars. picked by muppet 2 years ago

Police have arrested a New Mexico man accused of trading heroin for a woman in Santa Fe.

Investigators say the woman told them she was first traded back in October by her brother for drugs picked by mutil8or 2 years ago

Swiss voters backed a scheme allowing heroin addicts to obtain the drug under prescription, angering conservatives who believe crime will rise as result. picked by Bornbad 12 months ago

A 5-year-old New York boy brought small packets of heroin to his day care center and told other children it was candy. Hilarity ensues - in the Emergency Room. picked by Moe 2 years ago

Four Texas elementary school students are being tested for HIV and other blood-borne diseases after a student found a heroin needle at recess and poked herself and three other students. picked by muppet 1 year ago

"She said on one occasion, after a drug buy, that she shot heroin while driving before passing it to her son in the back seat so he could use the drug."

No punishment is too harsh for this woman. picked by cecilberman 1 month ago

A single dose of heroin now runs between $5-$10, which makes it more easily accessible to everyone--- including teenagers. picked by Bornbad 8 months ago

Three drug dealers accidentally left behind a kilo of heroin when returning a rental car. The stash, worth $75,000, was hidden in a first-aid kit and was discovered by cleaning staff. picked by mitzuzake 2 years ago

By the time Suleyman Ergun was 21, he was the world’s biggest heroin dealer.
At the height of his powers he was a multimillionaire and his favorite tipple was a bottle of champagne with eight grams of cocaine dumped into it. Today, he is almost penniless and lives with his mum. He’s 39. What happened? picked by bernardblack 1 year ago

He was born addicted to heroin, with meth, alcohol and cocaine also in his system. Months premature, he weighed only two pounds. His birth mother, who was on public assistance, abandoned him in the hospital. No one expected him to survive. picked by dollyllama 2 years ago

My back hurts. This has been my first thought upon waking every morning for just over two years. At this point I dread sleep, knowing that, at some point, I'll have to wake up. I am a heroin addict picked by darthsmall 1 year ago

Mexico decriminalized small amounts of marijuana, cocaine and heroin on Friday—a move that prosecutors say makes sense even in the midst of the government's grueling battle against drug traffickers. picked by JoshSF49 3 months ago

One would think he would try to smuggle crack there. picked by Bornbad 11 months ago

But critics say the efforts amount to a dangerous step toward legalizing drugs. picked by AutumnLotus 1 year ago

When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight. picked by kxmk 3 years ago

A once drug-addled elephant fed heroin-laced bananas by illegal traders will return home after emerging clean from a three-year detox program on China's tropical island province of Hainan. picked by AutumnLotus 1 year ago

Personally, I don't think they're looking hard enough. picked by tlovesd 3 years ago