What I discover is that, if the male organ is like an automatic camera (just point and shoot), the female organ is rather more like an SLR.


Oh, how I giggled.

I tried it just now...it didn't work. I suppose I need to peeractice.

I learned how to do this years ago. When I told my then sister-in-law that I learned this new thing she called me an idiot and said women have been doing this for a hundred years. And that she does it in public bathrooms. Is this true?

I saw this lady @ a pro football game run into the mens bathroom, stand at the horse trough urinal and pee. she got a standing ovation.

I taught myself to do this when I was maybe 6, 7. My brother was being potty trained and I was jealous. I mean, I was and am potty trained, of course, but I was jealous of...other things.

women have the advantage of never having to aim. why lose that?

So I guess floating a cheerio in the toilet doesn't have the same "aim developing" potential for girls that it does for boys.

I just cleaned the bathroom, no way am I trying this now.

I took that a step further with my kids and printed out small pirate ships on teletype paper. it ments when wetted. so my kids learned by sinking pirate ships, my little pirate hunters!!

Will you menfolk love us Plimettes any less if we all pee standing up?

TP would freak if he walked in and saw me do that.

Ever see the ending of "The Crying Game?"

Editted to add...I don't wanna try...
I don't wanna push to pee.

When I start to pee, I push hard to start a strong stream, and push again...

Go over to the neighbor's house and give it a try...

If i ever find one of you ladies peeing next to me.....hell, I'd throw ya a high 5, if you had a free hand, and buy ya another beer. but as ladies you still cant write your name in the snow. sorry, its anatomy.

I have a dream...

Pffft. I can still write in the snow. I just gotta "borrow" the pencil.

"Borrow"?! its like rent to own, right? I'm glad my name is short or i'd never finish it in the snow. everytime, I had the chance to write in the snow i've been too drunk and it looks like i had a seizure.

Oh, I *own* it. ;)

I bet you haven't written in the snow lately...being in Cali and all.

I practice in the dirt.....really doesnt have the same effect though. too much splash-back! yuck! but thats for caring!

perhaps i should practice when i'm taking the shower...

eeeeewwwwwwwwww!!! Dirty, but i'll upvote it!

I just ordered the P Mate for my upcoming trip to Costa Rica.

I probably should go through the linked tutorial, just in case.