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 Top 100 Best Quotes from Christian Chatroom
Top 100 Best Quotes from Christian Chatroom
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No, everyone is born Christian. Only later in life do people choose to stray from Jesus and worship satan instead. Atheists have the greatest "cover" of all, they insist they believe in no god yet most polls done and the latest research indicates that they are actually a different sect of Muslims. picked by deepcleanfun 2 years ago
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 2manyuse...
2 years ago
amusing, especially if the posters really believe the things they were saying.

It would be much more interesting if/when the site comes back up so we have more than just the cache. I would love to read some of the comments
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 bevissim...
2 years ago
Not so amusing... one of the first few posts, the one that starts out:
Just recently my son Bobby came out to me...
I want to slap her and tell her to get a clue.
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 dollylla...
2 years ago
Mind boggling.
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 TBA
2 years ago
My brain hurts trying to understand. I am afraid of these people.
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 DerAlt1
2 years ago
Actually, when people finally realize that most religions think this way in some form, they become atheists.


I think the rant pretty much indicates the IQ involved here:

Atheists don't believe in God but they believe in Satan?
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 larknet
2 years ago
FSTDT = Fundies Say The Dardest Things. (fstdt.com)

That is the source of these quotations. Not every Christian is a Fundamentalist Christian and believe these ridiculous things.
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 beckinac...
2 years ago
I know this is a dupe, but it was from long ago... and this is one of those few that needed to be re-posted, especially for newer members and those of us who need to point and laugh at people from time to time. Thank you. :)
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 ReBoot
2 years ago
I get tired of stupid generalizations like this that present a lopsided view and accomplish nothing. Proving that there are some people who don't understand theology doesn't make it go away, or make the Christian belief system any less credible. It just means there are some clueless Christians. It's just as wrong as if I were to quote the top 10 rap artists and infer that all black people must be illiterate.

How about we balance this out with Top 100 Best Quotes from stupid atheists? Or stupid muslims, humanists, democrats, republicans, vegetarians, or animal rights activists for that matter?

Or, barring that, you could actually bring something meaningful to the discussion.
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 SparklyE...
2 years ago
"Mental disabilities are caused by sins in the womb."

Wow...just, wow.

"I can sum it all up in three words: Evolution is a lie."

Ahahahaha...

"Top Ten Signs you're a dumbass atheist:
8. You criticize Christians who don't know their Bible, yet you have never opened any of Darwin's texts."

That's the only semi-intelligent remark I can find on this entire board.
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21
 icepigs
2 years ago
Wow.
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 T1000
2 years ago
What if someone posted a list called, "Top 100 Dumb things said on a Jewish Board" or "FJSTDT (Fundamental Jews say the Darndest Things)"?

Outrage? Offenses taken? I guess Christianity is the vogue religion to make fun of right now.
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 bevissim...
2 years ago
« T1000 : What if someone posted a list called, "Top 100 Dumb things said on a Jewish Board" or "FJSTDT (Fundamental Jews say the Darndest Things)"?

Outrage? Offenses taken? I guess Christianity is the vogue religion to make fun of right now.
Good point. Find a site like that (or one from a Buddhist/Muslim/<insert sect here> site) and show us.
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 direwook...
2 years ago
"I can sum it all up in three words: Evolution is a lie"


This is the best thing I've seen today.
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 2manyuse...
2 years ago
Of course it is a generalization.
Of course not all, or even a majority of Christians believe this way.

That is why it is funny.

If all Christians felt this way, it would be horrible and not amusing in the slightest.

People are not making fun of Christianity, they are making fun of a small group of Christians with outlandish beliefs.
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 T1000
2 years ago
« bevissimo : Good point. Find a site like that (or one from a Buddhist/Muslim/<insert sect here> site) and show us.
The point is though, you won't find one, or at the very least, not as easily as you could find this one.

You would have to go to some fairly seedy sites to find such rhetoric; I don't really want to visit such a website on the network I'm currently using.

In the end, it doesn't really matter. Everything gets made fun of sooner or later. Nothing is sacred for very long.
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 T1000
2 years ago
Plus, 2manyusernames is right. I think the people who made those posts really don't much about what Christians actually believe.
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 yoornotm...
2 years ago
"Not all of anything is anything"

There are idiots in ever group; this page is highlighting some out of the Christian group. There's no point in getting all worked up over it.
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 hypersap...
2 years ago
« SparklyEyedGal181 : "Mental disabilities are caused by sins in the womb."

Wow...just, wow.

"I can sum it all up in three words: Evolution is a lie."

Ahahahaha...

"Top Ten Signs you're a dumbass atheist:
8. You criticize Christians who don't know their Bible, yet you have never opened any of Darwin's texts."

That's the only semi-intelligent remark I can find on this entire board.
The problem with some of these people is they think that evolution hangs on Darwin's say-so. They believe that everything has to have a supreme authority, and they've assigned Darwin to be the supreme authority on evolution. I've never read any of Darwin's books, but I've read plenty of modern books on evolution which explain things that Darwin never even knew about.
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 drweir
2 years ago
Buy these people some DVD's of Penn and Teller: Bullsh*t! They need a wake up call.
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 kerobero...
2 years ago
wow... I mean, WOW...

And to think, these people are from the same gene pool as the rest of us, non-judgemental, open-minded, law-abiding citizens...
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