And in other predictable train wreck news, Lindsay "Casey Jones" Lohan was cited for DUI and was slightly injured when she hit a curb.

World leaders across the globe stopped whatever they were doing to hang their heads and cry. President Bush hailed the event, as it caused 45 minutes of global peace while we all wept.

Note to gentle reader: Slight exaggerations may apply. picked by Moe 3 years ago

Lindsay Lohan, pictured high on cocaine and slipping out of her dress, amongst other images. picked by mikewall 3 years ago

Lindsay Lohan does the same stupid blow the cameras a kiss deal everytime she is photographed picked by revad 3 years ago

I Know Who Killed Me has won eight Razzies . Previously the dishonour of the highest number of Golden Rasberry Awards was jointly held by John Travolta/L Ron Hubbard craptacular Battlefield Earth and plotless nip-fest Showgirls. Lindsay Lohan plays two roles in the film, and so has been doubly rewarded for her troubles. Eddie Murphy, meanwhile, has become the first actor in the awards' 28 y... read full post picked by Pocksucket 2 years ago

It seems that she has scars on her wrists and she is covering them up to hide them... picked by speedracer 3 years ago

Please read it all the way to the end. Priceless. Who needs to stay awake during English class when you're rich and famous? picked by tomphoolry 3 years ago

HQ Pictures included picked by ahcmon 3 years ago

At Les Deux yesterday, in Hollywood, Lindsay Lohan was wearing this see through top with no bra on. picked by crystak 3 years ago

Included are mean messages to Paris Hilton, behind-the-scenes photos and other bad, bad materisl The hacker promises to post all this info on a website. picked by punthe 3 years ago