"cool"? ouch. That is PUNishment.

Of course I bet Tracy Lohan, a dental assistant would love to spend a little over an hour in jail and talk about the dangers of drunken driving instead of the normal sentencing.

Beat me to it... :(

She needs to be grounded, somehow, so give her something that will really make her think. Yeah right!

I don't see a difference between her and Paris Hilton. If Hilton got jail time for what she did, so should Lohan

But 2many, she'll also have to stay at the morgue for 2x4 [thaths eight!] hours! Don't you forget that!

This is not cool. This is pampering a celebrity. It doesn't even qualify as punishment. Lock her up, I say.

She has already served 84 minutes in jail as part of the plea deal.

84 whole minutes... oh the humanity!

When are they going to stop petting celebrities?

seriously, this is her 3rd dui in 1 year. Add cocaine possession to that. How the f did she avoid several years in prison?

I wonder what would be the outcome of a lawsuit by someone who also 3 DUIs and cocaine but who had to go to prison for years.

Also it doesn't say here one way or the other, but I wonder if and how much of a fine she had to pay and was her driver's license suspended

if it was any of us, we'd be under the prison.

Maybe you'd be under the prison, but the rest of us would be in the prison.

You and 2many are sooo right! I was sick at her "punishment". That's not even a slap on the wrist.

Edit: Just to allow my childish behavior creep in...someone should add horns on the top of Lindsay's head.

I can't wait to see the first case of a inmate suing the state for not getting the same treatment as these celebs.

maybe she will come out of the experience Goth...LL Goth...mmmmmmm....*RAWR*

Ask and you shall receive!... >:)

Good touch.

Really, does anyone really give a s**t?

hmm.. i wonder if they'll double her stay at the morgue it if she gets another DUI. 8 hours?? please....... I would do that on sheer curiosity seeing as I've never been to one.

Oh man! That is HILARIOUS! I am so easily amused! That is perfect.

The court puts too much weight into the ability of a celeb to influence youth with their antidrug speaches.

I'm more worried about their ability to set a bad example to youth by being allowed to make the same mistake over and over again...