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Student who smelled Hand Sanitizer not being Prosecuted

Teacher accused him of getting high, after student sanitized his hands and smelled them. picked by muppetmaker 9 months ago

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24	punthe

9 months ago

Teacher accused him of getting high, after student sanitized his hands and smelled them.

BWAA HAA HAA HAA HAA!!!!

Did this sentence not make anyone else laugh their socks off!?

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8	llllllll...

9 months ago

I would have right away accused the teacher of being high for accusing him of being high...

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15	PulsisX

9 months ago

[u]A short play by PulsisX[/u]

Act I scene 1:

A young boy gargles with some listerene.

His friend shows up and they leave for school.

"Hey did you gargle with Listerine?? Come here and let he inhale deeply your intoxicating breath."

The boys then embark on a 3 state rampage of death, mayhem and insanity fueled by Listerene fumes.

The End

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Moe

9 months ago

Yet another tale of people who do not use their f*cking brain.

We live in an ever increasing world of sadness and idiocy.

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5	WeeBeast...

9 months ago

This is ridiculous!

If it is THAT dangerous, WTF is it doing in a classroom??

Now, if he took the top off the bottle and chugged it, that would be different.

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8	llllllll...

9 months ago

« WeeBeastie : This is ridiculous!

If it is THAT dangerous, WTF is it doing in a classroom??

Now, if he took the top off the bottle and chugged it, that would be different.

Sadly i know someone who thought they were taking a shot of vodka but it was actually hand sanitizer...vomiting was later involved.

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21	gammerus

8 months ago

How odd. When I was in school kids loved to smell their hands after they used the stuff... go figure, I think it smells like cheap perfume.

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