What did they expect to find? Insert joke of choice. tags crack buttocks ass police Hagerstown Pierre LynchBTW: Their headline, not mine. picked by tigertony 2 years ago |
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A man, while masturbating by a tree, tells police he has a screwdriver inside his buttocks. picked by Skid 3 years ago 4 comments edit related share weird |
Mark your calendars and get ready to buy tickets (and pay for them at $50 to much more). picked by indierockcafe 3 years ago 1 comments edit related share plime.com |
Polish police found a 38-year-old Armenian man trying to illegally enter the country by hiding in a woman's luggage. Police said the man was inside a suitcase on a Kiev-to-Berlin passenger train. picked by AutumnLotus 2 years ago 2 comments edit related share plime.com |
Russian police have taken into care a 5-year-old girl who has been shut up in a flat in the company of cats and dogs for her entire life, police said on Wednesday. picked by AutumnLotus 6 months ago 1 comments edit related share plime.com |
A brazen burglar picked the wrong place to target: a police station. Police Chief Steve Scibelli said it was pretty embarrassing to have a thief hit his downtown station last week, stealing a radio, two stun guns and a Crown Victoria patrol car. The one saving grace is that police made a quick arrest. picked by suebe 4 months ago 0 comments edit related share weird |
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Police say Colon paid half a pig and $10 for a $50 bag of crack. Veliz told police the pig was for a celebration for a relative being released from jail. 0 comments edit related share weird*The pig was unavailable for comment* picked by kakana 6 months ago |
A woman forced an 83-year-old housemate to smoke crack cocaine so she could steal personal information to get a credit card in her name and run up more than $3,000 in charges. picked by AutumnLotus 3 years ago 1 comments edit related share plime.com |
German police broke into a darkened flat fearing they would find a dead body after neighbours complained of a nasty smell seeping out onto the staircase. picked by AutumnLotus 2 years ago 2 comments edit related share plime.com |
It's true,the members of the famous rock band The Police seem to be fighting once again. 2 comments edit related share plime.comCopeland's on a rant. Didn't See this on Plime, but it's a must-read. picked by indierockcafe 3 years ago |
A motorist who refused to discuss his personal business with a St. George, Missouri police officer was threatened with arrest. Brett Darrow, no stranger to problems with police, caught a Police Sergeant stating that he had the power to invent charges that would put Darrow behind bars. 12 comments edit related share plime.comNews Article and transcript. picked by 2manyusernames 2 years ago |
A 50-year-old Sheffield Lake man found an unwanted surprise in his bed when he woke up Saturday morning — an unknown and intoxicated man had crawled into bed with him. picked by TraumaMamma 10 months ago 1 comments edit related share plime.com |
Police in Switzerland managed to discover a two-acre field of marijuana while using Google Earth as part of an investigation. Growers, you may be able to hide your goods from police in fields of corn, but you can't hide from the all-seeing eyes of Google. picked by Bornbad 10 months ago 5 comments edit related share technology |
Police were in a three-hour standoff with a shed behind a Salt Lake City home before finding out it was locked and empty. Neighbors were evacuated and police shut down a portion of a city street nearby. picked by equinox 11 months ago 3 comments edit related share world |
Pam Fleming, a 45-year-old beat officer in Glasgow for Strathclyde Police, said that she thought all police officers "should be Jedis," when interviewed by Jane's Police Review. picked by AutumnLotus 7 months ago 3 comments edit related share plime.com |
A man in custody shot a small-town police chief to death Wednesday from the back seat of the chief's cruiser in Eastern Kentucky, a county official said. 0 comments edit related share plime.comPowell County Judge-Executive Darren Farmer said Police Chief Randy Lacy was shot by a man he had arrested shortly after 11 a.m. -If he were following procedure, wouldn't he have checked the guy for weapons before he put him in cruiser? picked by bevissimo 2 years ago |
Chicago's Police Department is investigating an officer's use of a Taser last month on an 82-year-old woman who police say was swinging a hammer when they arrived. picked by Proverb 2 years ago 9 comments edit related share plime.com |
There have been several hysterical reports (some of them posted on Plime) about how new laws make it illegal to photograph the police. The main problem here is not the infringement of personal and civil freedoms, but that no-one seems to have bothered with the truth. The truth is there are no laws that prevent the photographing of the police providing the person with the camera isn't committing... read full post picked by pocksucket 10 months ago 8 comments edit related share politics |
Gallery of cool police cars you don't want to see in your rear-view mirror. picked by MaskedWriter 3 years ago 7 comments edit related share plime.com |
After announcing they will play at the Grammy Awards on Feb. 11, The Police are coming back together after more than 20 years. Will a tour follow? picked by phizzpop 3 years ago 1 comments edit related share plime.com |
After the thieves made off with his stash, the dealer telephoned police. When police arrived, the dealer's story became progressively confused. 2 comments edit related share plime.comA confused pot-head? How can that be? picked by dollyllama 2 years ago |