Jesus had flippers?

How do we know that's Jesus? That could be anyone.

I actually think it looks more like a tree. A tree in the tree!

It's probably pissed and is going to haunt that mo'fo' furniture maker for choppin' it down!

I'm more amazed by this guy's choice in shirts.


Dude, it's 2008, the seventies, they're O.V.E.R.

I think it looks like Bigfoot.

Did the other half look the same way? I wonder if he'll cut it into tree cookies and sell them.

The worst part about tree cookies is that they taste like wood.

Hmmm, looks like one of the spies in Gulliver's Travels.

Cloverfield monster?

I was sooo going to say that!

Dude.

He looks like he is surfing.

I thought it looked more like a 70's era Cher....

I wonder if that's the tree Sonny ran into.

I know, I know; that was wrong. The downvote is over there -->

It could be an arrow. You know, like "You are here"

I didn't even notice! Now I have to go back and look....hang on....LMAO! HAHAHAHAHAHA How did I NOT notice THAT!? I was too busy trying to actually see Jesus in the tree. Not seeing it. Now I am just blinded by his shirt.

Apparently, Jesus is a surfer who no noticeable features. I hope he really doesn't believe that Jesus would appear in a random tree...

Wrong on one level maybe, but right on all the others.

Kudos!

I think that it is the silhouette of the King of Dreams, Sandman, Morpheus, which ever name you would like to call him.

At least that is what I would say.

Jesus? Anyone can find Jesus.....

Best line in the story: "The figure, which also resembles Gandalf from Lord of the Rings, has pride of place in Craig's house."

6 of one, half dozen of another.

holy crap its harvy birdman at law

My automatic response was "Oh holy hell, it's a GHOST in this dude's TREE ring thingy! Hell be haunted for the rest of his life!"

But nevermind. It's Jesus.


Aside: I got this laser pointer that projects this shape...friends and I have narrowed it down to Jesus, a Ghost, or a KKK member...the figure shows characteristics of all three.