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Held hostage by a goose
Held hostage by a goose
A goose on the loose barricaded a California woman and her dog inside her home.

*Can there be any doubt about a Canadian invasion now? ;) picked by dollyllama 2 years ago
tags goose attack hostage bad puns Canada Goose
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 chinook
2 years ago
It's been a while since I've heard so many bad goose jokes in a news story.

It's also been a while since I've heard that honking. I'm looking SO forward to spring and their return!
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 eljay
2 years ago
I do not miss the geese. We used to get them every fall/winter when it was too cold up north, eh. They are loud and they would lay in the street. They were never aggressive, just loud. We lived across the street from a wildlife refuge we had all kinds of critters all year.

Oh, and on a side note...she should have called Ace Ventura, eh.
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 TraumaMa...
2 years ago
They are good eats!

Tastes like roast beef.
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 cb__
2 years ago
omg, ha!..bad puns and all. :D I used to play at a farm when I was a kid, chased geese because it was fun..til they started chasing back, lol. They are GREAT 'watch' animals - they (obviously) can be very aggressive, fast, and their bites HURT! I have tiptoed around them ever since. :D
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 DiSleXik...
2 years ago
Ha, thats awesome, I live in Chico. That story made the front page of our local paper. Must have been a slow news day.
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