Great find! (Btw, I miss your puppet avatar now....)

Proof That God Is A Chinese Lady
Emergency Medical Technician | New Jersey, USA

Me: “We’re going to take you to the hospital.”

Patient: “NO! I don’t wanna go there, they’ll arrest me!”

State Trooper: “Did you do anything wrong?”

Patient: “NO! I don’t wanna go to the hospital!”

Me: “Well you’re pretty banged up. We have to take you for your own good.”

Patient: “NO! The Chinese Lady is gonna stick an AIDS needle in my a**!”

Me: “There are no Chinese ladies at this hospital.”

Patient: “I’m scared! Last time I went to the hospital the Chinese lady stuck an AIDS needle in my a** and I bled out of my a**!”

Me: “Don’t worry, we won’t let any Chinese ladies near you.”

(We get to the hospital.)

Me, to my partner: “Oh my God, his nurse is Chinese.”

Patient, as we walk away: “STAY AWAY!”

Yay I can relate to this. I work at a grocery store. Some guy threw an orange at me because I couldnt tell him why the price of oranges went up.

He wasnt right.

Thanks for wasting my entire morning. I haven't gotten anything done at all....(but I am on page 18 of this website)

Anything I can do to make you feel good...

I <3 you!

I LOVE this page!

I say this ALL THE time!!



What They Really Think

Call Center | Sydney, Australia
Me: “Sir, I’m afraid your SIM card has been destroyed due to entering your PUK code too many times. You will have to get a new one.”

Customer: “Ok, thanks.”

(Some moments pass and he hasn’t hung up. I put the phone on mute.)

Customer: “Stupid b**ch!” *miscellaneous other insults*

*mute off*

Me: “Uh, sir, you might want to disconnect the line, I’m still here.”

Customer: “OH F***!” *click*

And done.


I hope my office will still pay me for the 4 hours I just wasted.

Haha, I worked at a Hobby Lobby before and a customer threw a candle in a glass jar at me because it wasn't on sale half off like she had thought,I had to show her the sales page for that week and walk her to where she got it and show her that the signs for candles on sale were for the ones that were $9.99 and up. The one she wanted was only like $1.99.

I expect that a huge amount of these are made up.

I think I might have seen this take place, or at least it was a VERY similar situation.

I used to work at CompUSA and on the back of the flyers were always the "free after rebate" items. A guy comes in and wants all the free stuff. I track down each item with the exception of a backup tape. I showed him the aisle and that we were out of stock. I told him that another brand would work fine, and asked him what kind of backup unit he had. He didn't have one, he just wanted the free stuff. I had to back order the free one for him even though he didn't have anything to put it into.

One more and I will stop. A lady calls me first thing in the morning and tells me that I sold her the wrong item. I asked what the item was and she tells me "You know, you sold it to me". I only worked part time and I was off for about a week. I told her I wasn't working the past few days and if she would let me know what it was she got I can try and resolve the problem. She then proceeds to chew me out with very abrasive and foul language. I hung up. I called my manager, explained what transpired, and told him I hung up. He remembered this lady and said if she called back to forward her to him. She never called back.

I have barely had time today to read ONE page...hahaha. But they are soooo very funny. This is truly an excellent find. No, the customer isn't always right, unless of course it is one of us. ;) hehehe.

I was thinking of my own personal instances of where a customer has been wrong, but that was too much like shooting fish in a barrel.

For a bit more of a challenge I figured I'd try and remember an instance when the customer was right.

So far, I've got nothing, but I'll come back to you just as soon as I do.

Um... when I bring things to the counter that are broken?