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Woman orders a burger, gets some crack

Ten grams of crack on her burger from the drive thru at Rally's. That'll keep them coming back! picked by unzercharlie 2 years ago

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24	gnikgnok

2 years ago

So she ordered two burgers. The first one she opened was sprinkled with cocaine... BUT SHE STILL EATS THE SECOND BURGER?

WTF???!

Wouldn't you worry that maybe more than one burger was tainted?

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17	unzercha...

2 years ago

« gnikgnok : So she ordered two burgers. The first one she opened was sprinkled with cocaine... BUT SHE STILL EATS THE SECOND BURGER?

WTF???!

Wouldn't you worry that maybe more than one burger was tainted?

You see, burgers are to fatties as crack rocks are to crackheads.

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24	gnikgnok

2 years ago

« unzercharlie:You see, burgers are to fatties as crack rocks are to crackheads.

ohhhh... now I understand!

so the fatty: Hey! There's some crack on my burger!

and the crackhead: Hey! There's a burger on my crack!

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cb__

2 years ago

Thanks for the great laughs, guys :D

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17	unzercha...

2 years ago

« gnikgnok : ohhhh... now I understand!

so the fatty: Hey! There's some crack on my burger!

and the crackhead: Hey! There's a burger on my crack!

"Hey there's some crack on my burger! I should call the police! First I'm gonna eat this crack-free burger."

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33	dOntEAtp...

2 years ago

Sounds like she ordered the happy meal.

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13	tdiggity

2 years ago

I always knew they had a 'crack' team of short order cooks at Rally's, but this is really over the top...

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15	chinook

2 years ago

There was quite a bit of it, and I thought well this doesn't belong in a sandwich, this is not part of what I should normally get from Rally's, so I ate the other sandwich and called the police," she said.

Oh man, that's golden.

I sometimes forget how uncommon common sense can be!

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33	dollylla...

2 years ago

I see the issue, it wasn't a burger at all. It was a fish sammich. Everyone knows that fish sammich is a (an?) euphemism for crack.

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7	2longdog...

2 years ago

At least "this" didn't happen in Florida.

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AdamY

2 years ago

The colnel is going to be upset that his 'secret' recipe seems to have got out.

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12	smarty10...

2 years ago

whoa, most people would be gracious if they were given 10 grams of crack.. that would keep me high for like.. an hour.. tsk tsk tsk..

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14	clscott6...

2 years ago

I am having a problem with the whole reasoning behind putting crack on a burger. Why would you do that? Are you trying to drum up business? You had too much and wanted to share? He decided he didn't want it anymore?

It makes no sense.

She is lucky to have seen it. Most people don't inspect their fast food before they eat it unless it is a special order or something.

This story seems really fishy to me. (no pun intended) I am not so sure I buy it. I think she put it there to get someone in trouble.

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12	smarty10...

2 years ago

« clscott645 : I am having a problem with the whole reasoning behind putting crack on a burger. Why would you do that? Are you trying to drum up business? You had too much and wanted to share? He decided he didn't want it anymore?

It makes no sense.

She is lucky to have seen it. Most people don't inspect their fast food before they eat it unless it is a special order or something.

This story seems really fishy to me. (no pun intended) I am not so sure I buy it. I think she put it there to get someone in trouble.

maybe he was sellin it through the drive through and told his buyer to come up and order a fish sandwich and a certain type of drink. and some random customer jsut happend to order the same thing.. I've never eaten fish from rallys so I dunno how often it's ordered.. I didn't even know they had it actually

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1	ladyjean...

2 years ago

Probably a unique method of doing a "deal" which went astray - the wrong customer came to the window perhaps!

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