Man trying to drill hole in wall with gun shoots and kills wife Posted: 2 years ago by moe
He was frustrated that he could not drill through the wall to install a satellite TV system. So, naturally, he shoots the wall not once, but twice. The second shot hit his wife in the chest and she died.
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Posted: 2 years ago by cool-links:
Guns don't kill people......
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Posted: 2 years ago by unzercharlie:
"Hey stand on the other side of this wall and tell me when the hole is done."
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Posted: 2 years ago by eLJay:
« unzercharlie : "Hey stand on the other side of this wall and tell me when the hole is done." "Okay."
That is very sad. I feel especially sorry for the kids.
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Posted: 2 years ago by Kurt311c:
« cool-links : Guns don't kill people...... Ignorance does.
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Posted: 2 years ago by mobase:
Clearly the wrong tool for the job.
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Posted: 2 years ago by dollyllama:
« mobase : Clearly the wrong tool for the job. Yes and the gun wasn't a good idea either.
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Posted: 2 years ago by blurmore:
Bang!!
"Hey you worthless b*****d! That almost hit me!!!"
"Move a little to the right!"
Bang!!
Now he can have satelite skin...and watch it too.
I know this is a real story and I feel terrible that someone died...but I can't ignore the humor.
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Posted: 2 years ago by mobase:
« dollyllama : Yes and the gun wasn't a good idea either. Touche'!
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Posted: 2 years ago by coldbladed:
Sounds like a not so clever cover-up.
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Posted: 2 years ago by unzercharlie:
« coldbladed : Sounds like a not so clever cover-up. "You shot your wife, sir."
"No I was erm... drilling a hole with bullets!!"
"Oh okay, my what a terrible accident."
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Posted: 2 years ago by yeastinfectioncure:
How dumb can you be?
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Posted: 2 years ago by dOntEAtpOOp:
[edit: ^^best username ever]
So he was able to make the hole and kill his nagging wife? Seems like a win-win situation to me.
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Posted: 2 years ago by joerilla:
Wasn't this in a marricide contest somewhere
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Posted: 2 years ago by muppet:
« mobase : Clearly the wrong tool for the job. wrong tool? i beg to differ. he got through the wall, didn't he?
what a f**king idiot. i can't believe someone actually married him and bore him children.
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Posted: 2 years ago by mobase:
« muppet : wrong tool? i beg to differ. he got through the wall, didn't he?
what a f**king idiot. i can't believe someone actually married him and bore him children. Overkill.
*ba-dumpdump. Thanks! I'll be here all week, try the veal on the way out*
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Posted: 2 years ago by Pocksucket:
Meh, it happens. Only the other week I bought a flat pack wardrobe from Ikea. After 3 hours of fruitlessly struggling with an alan key I reached for a shotgun and blasted that b*****d into shape. Worked a treat.
Oh wait - no it didn't - that would be stupid.
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