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Stuff Christians Like
Stuff Christians Like
Things such as, "Saying "I don't even own a TV." and "Being slightly less nice than Mormons." and other thing Christians like such as getting tattoos for God. picked by doggylives 2 years ago
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 2manyuse...
2 years ago
That "what white people like" site seems to have started a trend. Nice find.
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 doggyliv...
2 years ago
« 2manyusernames : That "what white people like" site seems to have started a trend. Nice find.
Oh, you approve of this then *eye roll* lol
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 2manyuse...
2 years ago
« doggylives : Oh, you approve of this then *eye roll* lol
:) This is a joke. The other is a prank. :)

One is an attempt at humor the other is just a trick.

Surly you see the difference.
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 doggyliv...
2 years ago
« 2manyusernames : :) This is a joke. The other is a prank. :)

One is an attempt at humor the other is just a trick.

Surly you see the difference.
Lets not start again :D
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 2manyuse...
2 years ago
« doggylives : Lets not start again :D
I give you a perfect straight line and you don't even take it. Man oh man... :-D
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 heymrp
2 years ago
I think I counted four things I liked.
#30 But not just the end...I liked the entire series. Although I thought the one when Harry was stuck in his uncles house for most of the book was a bit slow.

#28 I do like his writing style and I do own (and have read) Velvet Elvis. His church is on the west side of Michigan and I have thought of going there if ever on the other side of the state.

#16 But I am generally a friendly person anyhow, so that is right up my alley. We don't do this in my church, though I would like it if we did.

#13 I'm in a fitness frame of mind recently. I've lost 7 pounds, my wife likes it. Hubba Hubba!

#5 I'm non discriminatory about cookies, hence in favor of #13.
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 moe
2 years ago
« 2manyusernames : :) This is a joke. The other is a prank. :)

One is an attempt at humor the other is just a trick.

Surly you see the difference.
Well I *do* see the difference.

And don't call me Shirley.
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 Bandit
2 years ago
« doggylives : Oh, you approve of this then *eye roll* lol
Correct me if I'm wrong, but this is a link to doggylives blog.
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 tnjaguar
2 years ago
I can't stop laughing at this list. Some of it didn't apply to me because the church I grew up in was super-strict, but a lot of it has me saying "been there, done that".
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 2manyuse...
2 years ago
« moe : Well I *do* see the difference.

And don't call me Shirley.
Thank you. It is great to see some people have a bit of culture and appreciate the finer works of art.
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 1thirtee...
2 years ago
haha oh boy, this is great. I haven't heard of a lot of this, but the majority I just laugh to myself.

Tattoos for God...The easiest is to get a cross or a little God fish. You can also get a Hebrew word, which is kind of like the Christian equivalent of when girls get Chinese symbol tattoos that mean "dangerous," "beautiful" and "she will make out with you."
I have an entire Hebrew verse (it's a long one). Haha, but this is funny.

Unspoken Prayer Requests. P.S. Whenever I hear someone ask for an unspoken prayer request I think in my head, "that dude is having an affair, he laundered money, he is making meth in his basement or he is doing all of the above."
When I first started a Christian school, all these kids were doing unspokens. I never understood the point of it, and I always thought the worst of them. And when you get into groups and pray about it you're like "God, please work this unspoken out, whatever it may be, according to your will." Which, of course God's not gonna work it out against his will. But it was the obligatory prayer.

Putting a God Spin on Popular Secular Ideas.
I HATE HATE HATE this. My mom used to buy me clothes with Christianized Secularism and I refused to wear it because it was trite and stupid. I don't want "Add Jesus" on my shirt I want "Adidas". And I don't want NOTW on the back of our car or the magnetic Bible.
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 doggyliv...
2 years ago
« Bandit : Correct me if I'm wrong, but this is a link to doggylives blog.
You're wrong.

**edit** Was that a joke or did you actually think it was. I don't Blog and if I did I wouldn't link to it on Plime. Just thought I'd clear that up :D
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 clscott6...
2 years ago
« moe : Well I *do* see the difference.

And don't call me Shirley.
Moe, moe, moe...

You are quick like ninja....

I wanted to play!!
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 cycostin...
2 years ago
Those were pretty accurate. Some of them are clever, and I enjoy, but a lot of them I dont enjoy.
People do some things to seem "more Christian" when nobody really knows why it makes them seem like that.
Gah. Humans.

My church is half and half with annoying and cool stuff.
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 chinook
2 years ago
That was pretty funny.

I don't even own a TV, and I'm not Christian. I just get all the entertainment I need from the internet!
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 muppet
2 years ago
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i hate thomas kinkade with a passion. seeing one of his piece of crap paintings makes me want to punch someone in the face.
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 walkthep...
2 years ago
This is most likely one of those idiotic spoof sites, such as the Landmark Baptist Church web site.

I'm a Christian, but I do own and watch a TV. I don't hate the Harry Potter series, etc.

There are too many generalizations made about Christians by atheists and skeptics.
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 doggyliv...
2 years ago
« walktheplank : This is most likely one of those idiotic spoof sites, such as the Landmark Baptist Church web site.

I'm a Christian, but I do own and watch a TV. I don't hate the Harry Potter series, etc.

There are too many generalizations made about Christians by atheists and skeptics.
I'll let the creator of the Blog in question, who happens to be Christian, speak for himself:

We do some things really well and we do some things less than really well. But when we pretend we're perfect, people see right through it and won't believe anything else we say. And that's the point of this project. I want to be honest and upfront and hopefully a little funny about the issues the church and Christians struggle with sometimes. I want to say, "Whoa, whoa, please don't judge me or God by Christian radio." I want to admit the times we've dropped the ball on issues or ideas that people called to love their neighbor should have knocked out of the park. I want to blow up misconceptions and preconceptions about what it means to be a Christian.
Sounds like one of those Christians who's not too up tight with a sense of humor to me, just the kind I like :D
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