Not sure I could do this.

*very graphic description* picked by dollyllama 2 years ago

A new study suggests that we lose and replace about half of our friends every seven years, and as a result the size of our social network remains the same over time. picked by bornbad 6 months ago

An 83-year-old Ohio farmer used his pocketknife to dig himself out when his tractor turned over, trapping him. What a badass. I can only hope that when I'm 83 that I'll still be competent enough to just drive a car let alone a tractor. picked by muppet 2 years ago

Coke vending machines are everywhere. They're getting more and more like regular computers with LEDs that show little "ICE COLD" messages and whatnot. Well, there's a lot more to those little built-in computers than you may think. Included in the low-level operating system that these babies run on is an actual debug menu that gives you access to all sorts of machine information and possi... read full post picked by jemtman 3 years ago

A farmer was forced to cut his way out of his own crop maze that he had set up as a tourist attraction after losing his bearings. picked by AutumnLotus 2 years ago

A Portuguese businessman said he cut off one of his fingers in court with a butcher's knife in an "act of despair" after a judge refused his offer to settle a 170,000 euro (152,500 pound) debt and said part of his farm must be sold. picked by AutumnLotus 11 months ago

Realestateprodirectory.com includes links to real estate agents, appraisal, mortgage foreclosure, inspection, insurance, commercial rentals, property listings, auto loans and others. picked by Kathy 2 years ago

A city official in the remote Brazilian Amazon village of Envira told CNN that five members of the Kulina tribe are on the run after being accused of murdering, butchering and eating a farmer in a ritual act of cannibalism. picked by Bornbad 10 months ago

Cows have been roundly criticized in the media for two reasons - the allegation that their flatulence contributes to atmospheric methane, and the allegation that raising cows for meat consumption has an adverse effect on global CO2 balance. A farmer in Maine offers some counterarguments picked by Bingo 4 months ago

In a property dispute, Rodney Rogers sawed the entire house in half laterally, including windows and doors. He was arrested for threats and destruction of property. NOT in Florida, go figure... picked by belvario 2 years ago

Neighbors who just moved into a farming town complained to a local resident about his farm.

The farmer decides to erect a fence out of old cars to remind them that he is entitled to do what he wants with his land.

Serioulsy, the neighbors are pricks picked by Dork 1 year ago

Landscapers were digging a hole for a fish pond in the front yard of a Boulder home last May when they heard a "chink" that didn't sound right. Just some lost tools. Some 13,000-year-old lost tools. They had stumbled onto a cache of more than 83 ancient tools buried by the Clovis people - ice age hunter-gatherers who remain a puzzle to anthropologists. picked by AutumnLotus 9 months ago

This story's on the front cover of every newspaper here.
The whole thing eerily reminds me of that pig-farmer scene from Snatch... picked by tundramonkey 3 years ago

From the birthplace of the pizza comes an interesting new vending machine. The 'Let's Pizza' vending machine does not heat up frozen pizzas; instead, it actually makes a fresh pie from scratch. The machine whips flour, water, tomato sauce, and other ingredients to make a fresh pizza in about 3 minutes. picked by bingo 8 months ago

Apparently each episode of Half Life 2 will be longer then the previous one. picked by whi73rav3n 3 years ago

Thieves broke into two Habitat for Humanity trailers Wednesday night and stole $10,000 worth of tools. Saws, air compressors and power tools were taken which leaves seven families without a place to call home. picked by dollyllama 2 years ago

Dentists have been told not to re-use instruments for root canal work because of a possibility they could infect patients with variant CJD. picked by AutumnLotus 3 years ago

Jim Long, the owner of a poultry farm is filing a fourteen million dollar lawsuit against U.S Airways and its pilot for deliberately striking his pregnant goose, Jennifer. picked by 2manyusernames 10 months ago

I'm not exactly sure what to make of this, but if the facts are correct, then this could eventually change the world. picked by Mershaullk 3 years ago

The active ingredient in marijuana cuts tumor growth in common lung cancer in half and significantly reduces the ability of the cancer to spread, say researchers at Harvard University.
Is there anything this miracle plant can't do? picked by theclansman 10 months ago