Looks more like one of the monsters that the Power Rangers used to fight.

Wow, you can! The beard and hair look exactly like his in all of those photographs we have of him.

Jesus wasn't as portly as the bottle makes him appear to be. Also, his eyes weren't anime big like the foil. Having never seen Jesus myself, I can still say that with absolute certainty.

I am impressed, however, that Mr. Cartwright kept the presence of mind to drink his cider down like a good little Christian.

"Ahem" We have no photos of Jebus. I'm so amazed, in this day and age, that people still see and believe this s**t. Jesus is ingrained on the tiles of my bathroom floor...It's up for bids.

Looks like Mrs. Butterworth to me. Interestingly enough, if you do a Google image search for Mrs. Butterworth the first shot is an xray of someone with a bottle of syrup stuffed up their butt. Strange strange world.

And only I could turn a nice post about Jesus into syrup bottles up the butt....

anyone else see this instead?

Jesus Juice!!!

Don't worry about losing the bottle Mr Cartwright. It'll be back in three days.



(I'm not actually that clever. I stole it from the comments on the article. Credit goes to B Veale of Widnes Cheshire. Thank you, Mr. Cheshire, for making me look witty.)

I don't care if it's Jebus or Devon Hester... it's a face and it's b***hen! :D

All you doubters need to calm down. It's obviously Jesus.
Showing up in food, mold, and cider bottles is a great way to return.

And how can you not see the likeness? A face. Mouth. Nose.
Jesus had ALL of those.

Just FACE the facts...

man... people are seeing jesus everywhere these days. I want to see jesus, then find the leprachaun and make him take me to his pot of gold!

"I'm not sure what message Jesus was sending and maybe now we'll never know."

maybe umm put down the bottle!!

just a thought tho..