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Housewife shocked to find naked robber lying beside her

A robber not only carted away cash and belongings but before that had the cheek to lie naked beside a woman whose house he'd broken into.

Housewife tells court she's been off sausages after seeing naked neighbour!

A housewife, who took legal action against her neighbour after she saw him doing chores outside naked, told a court that she has been put off by sausages for life since then.

Naked woman accused of hammer assaults

A woman who police say assaulted people with a hammer while she was naked was arrested on a variety of charges, including assault and obstruction of emergency communications.

Robber threatens to complain after finding no cash

The first teller fainted and the next two showed him their empty cash drawers. The robber then threatened to file a complaint with bank management before leaving.

Naked Hijacker Plays It Safe

An almost naked man hijacked a school bus in Atlanta. He had no shirt or shoes on but did have sweatpants round his ankles. And a condom. That's probably not something to overlook. Naked man, on a school bus wearing a condom.

Sword-wielding robber forgets to take the cash!

Okay, we've all heard the stories about the robber who leaves his name and address behind, but a robber who forgets to take his haul with him?!

Manure thief falls into dung, flees naked

BERLIN (Reuters) A woman trying to make "manure bombs" using stockings, slipped into a slurry tank and fled the scene naked, German police said Friday.

--Those wacky Germans again!

Royal Opera House withdraws naked billboard

The Royal Opera House has been forced to withdraw one of its posters after a performer who appears naked in the centre of the image claimed it had been unflatteringly distorted.

What, a couple of inches gone!

Police: 66-Year-Old Woman Captures Armed Robber

A 66-year-old woman wrestled a robber to the ground Wednesday, giving police time to arrive on scene and take him into custody, police said

Naked Man Arrested Following Waffle House Dispute

Waffle House is where all of the excitement happens.

Confessions of a Naked Sushi Model

We've heard about "pelvic models". Now listen to the words of a naked sushi model. You've seen the pictures of a naked or near naked woman festooned with raw fish which people proceed to eat off of her. There is a restaurant offering this in New York.

Women fight off naked man in bizarre assault

"The older woman began beating the man with a stick, while her daughter called police on her cell phone. The woman who was being assaulted ran away, and the older woman and her daughter started walking away too, when the naked man came after the daughter and tried to grab her cell phone."

Naked man in wrong room

A woman hid in her hotel bathroom after a grossly intoxicated naked stranger wandered into her and her husband's Queenstown room and fell asleep on their bed.

Naked gnomes ordered to cover up

A woman who claims a council official ordered her to cover up her naked garden gnomes following complaints from a neighbour spoke today of her anger.

Gnome collector Sandra Smith said she was told to put clothes on three of her favourite ornaments because they were deemed offensive.

Police: NY Robber Refuses $10, Takes $4

A knife-wielding robber needed only $4, so he refused to take a $10 bill from his victim and waited while the man made change at a pizza parlor.

Dallas Police Seek Pudgy Naked Guy That Dances In Backyards

Dallas police are looking for a man who they said repeatedly sneaks into backyards, dances around naked and then runs away. Police believe the man has been exposing himself in the same neighborhood since 2005. The most recent incident was on Sept. 30.

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Robber Breaks Into House

Wait, that's not it. He then returned to the house to ask the woman he'd robbed out on a date.

That's a special kind of stupid right there.

NY store owner gives would-be thief $40 and bread

A Long Island convenience store owner confronted by a bat-wielding would-be robber said Tuesday he decided to show mercy on the man after he collapsed in tears claiming he was only committing the crime to support his starving family.

Lawmaker shows naked woman during school lecture

A state legislator surprised a high school class when the computer he was using projected a photo of a nude woman during a lecture on how a bill becomes a law.

Oregon board says no naked Ultimate Frisbee

"To run around naked is just kind of a hippie, ultimate thing," Becker said. "We didn't think there was anything wrong at the time."

UPDATED:Great Train Robber NOT To Be Released

Now 79 and seriously ill, train robber Ronnie Biggs is set to be released from prison into a nursing home.

NB - Since posting, the Home Office refused his parole application and the story at the end of the link was updated.