Housewife shocked to find naked robber lying beside her Posted: 2 years ago by AutumnLotus
A robber not only carted away cash and belongings but before that had the cheek to lie naked beside a woman whose house he'd broken into.
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 379 [+].
Housewife tells court she's been off sausages after seeing naked neighbour! Posted: 3 months ago by kakana
A housewife, who took legal action against her neighbour after she saw him doing chores outside naked, told a court that she has been put off by sausages for life since then.
Comments: 6 Score: [-] 399 [+].
Naked woman accused of hammer assaults Posted: 2 years ago by AutumnLotus
A woman who police say assaulted people with a hammer while she was naked was arrested on a variety of charges, including assault and obstruction of emergency communications.
Comments: 3 Score: [-] 103 [+].
Naked Hijacker Plays It Safe Posted: 3 months ago by pocksucket
An almost naked man hijacked a school bus in Atlanta. He had no shirt or shoes on but did have sweatpants round his ankles. And a condom. That's probably not something to overlook. Naked man, on a school bus wearing a condom.
Comments: 3 Score: [-] 219 [+].
Robber threatens to complain after finding no cash Posted: 1 year ago by AutumnLotus
The first teller fainted and the next two showed him their empty cash drawers. The robber then threatened to file a complaint with bank management before leaving.
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 301 [+].
Sword-wielding robber forgets to take the cash! Posted: 3 years ago by 2manyusernames
Okay, we've all heard the stories about the robber who leaves his name and address behind, but a robber who forgets to take his haul with him?!
Comments: 0 Score: [-] -5 [+].
Police: 66-Year-Old Woman Captures Armed Robber Posted: 2 years ago by mutil8or
A 66-year-old woman wrestled a robber to the ground Wednesday, giving police time to arrive on scene and take him into custody, police said
Comments: 0 Score: [-] 314 [+].
Manure thief falls into dung, flees naked Posted: 1 year ago by bevissimo
BERLIN (Reuters) A woman trying to make "manure bombs" using stockings, slipped into a slurry tank and fled the scene naked, German police said Friday.
--Those wacky Germans again!
Comments: 0 Score: [-] 103 [+].
Royal Opera House withdraws naked billboard Posted: 2 years ago by topofall
The Royal Opera House has been forced to withdraw one of its posters after a performer who appears naked in the centre of the image claimed it had been unflatteringly distorted.
What, a couple of inches gone!
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 90 [+].
Naked Man Arrested Following Waffle House Dispute Posted: 3 years ago by civicracer18c1
Waffle House is where all of the excitement happens.
Comments: 0 Score: [-] 2 [+].
Police: NY Robber Refuses $10, Takes $4 Posted: 2 years ago by AutumnLotus
A knife-wielding robber needed only $4, so he refused to take a $10 bill from his victim and waited while the man made change at a pizza parlor.
Comments: 4 Score: [-] 191 [+].
Dallas Police Seek Pudgy Naked Guy That Dances In Backyards Posted: 2 months ago by suebe
Dallas police are looking for a man who they said repeatedly sneaks into backyards, dances around naked and then runs away. Police believe the man has been exposing himself in the same neighborhood since 2005. The most recent incident was on Sept. 30.
Be sure to check out the comments.
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 180 [+].
Robber Breaks Into House Posted: 3 months ago by Doggylives
Wait, that's not it. He then returned to the house to ask the woman he'd robbed out on a date.
That's a special kind of stupid right there.
Comments: 7 Score: [-] 423 [+].
Confessions of a Naked Sushi Model Posted: 1 year ago by 2manyusernames
We've heard about "pelvic models". Now listen to the words of a naked sushi model. You've seen the pictures of a naked or near naked woman festooned with raw fish which people proceed to eat off of her. There is a restaurant <nsfw> offering this in New York.
Comments: 13 Score: [-] 645 [+].
Women fight off naked man in bizarre assault Posted: 3 years ago by digitalgimpling
"The older woman began beating the man with a stick, while her daughter called police on her cell phone. The woman who was being assaulted ran away, and the older woman and her daughter started walking away too, when the naked man came after the daughter and tried to grab her cell phone."
Comments: 0 Score: [-] 2 [+].
Naked man in wrong room Posted: 4 months ago by AutumnLotus
A woman hid in her hotel bathroom after a grossly intoxicated naked stranger wandered into her and her husband's Queenstown room and fell asleep on their bed.
Comments: 7 Score: [-] 278 [+].
Naked gnomes ordered to cover up Posted: 7 months ago by AutumnLotus
A woman who claims a council official ordered her to cover up her naked garden gnomes following complaints from a neighbour spoke today of her anger.
Gnome collector Sandra Smith said she was told to put clothes on three of her favourite ornaments because they were deemed offensive.
Comments: 5 Score: [-] 145 [+].
NY store owner gives would-be thief $40 and bread Posted: 6 months ago by AutumnLotus
A Long Island convenience store owner confronted by a bat-wielding would-be robber said Tuesday he decided to show mercy on the man after he collapsed in tears claiming he was only committing the crime to support his starving family.
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 513 [+].
Lawmaker shows naked woman during school lecture Posted: 2 years ago by Moe
A state legislator surprised a high school class when the computer he was using projected a photo of a nude woman during a lecture on how a bill becomes a law.
Comments: 7 Score: [-] 333 [+].
Man Leaves Jail Naked, Gets Arrested Again Posted: 1 year ago by bevissimo
Police say Bill Merit, 49, left the Chatham County jail and began walking by the side of the road, naked. Witnesses called police, who arrested him and jailed him again on a charge of public indecency. Merit told an officer that he didn't take the clothes jailers gave him because he thought they were stolen.
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 64 [+].
Naked Man Attacks Cars on the Highway Posted: 2 months ago by suebe
A man who told officers he was a medical marijuana provider has been arrested for allegedly standing naked in a Colorado highway, pounding on passing cars and spitting at a state trooper.
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 250 [+].