Message from Aliens to Arrive in 2015 Posted: 2 months ago by maxriter
Scientists consider that we will soon receive an e-mail message from the aliens. According to the astronomers the message is expected to arrive in 2015 from live forms from the Altair solar system.
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Posted: 2 months ago by Nicky666:
So now the aliens think we walk around naked all day and look like stranded whales...great.
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Posted: 2 months ago by kakana:
E-mail from aliens, great. Something else to clog up my "in box". Hopefully they'll be selling something other than cheap Viagra, and imitation Rolex watches.
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Posted: 2 months ago by mewhitenoise:
Why wont they just facebook friend us....or start posting on plime because apparently they have the internet way out there.
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Posted: 2 months ago by coldbladed:
Dear Friend,
Perhaps you will be wanting to know why I have contacted you. I am Xanaxitori from the planet Greclion and I am in need of assistance from earth person such as yourself. If you are willing to be sharing the information of your personal accounts I will be please to placing 1,000,000 galactic Xentors (the currency of my planet) there to wait for me until I arrive to the earths. When I arrive I will grant you a share of my Xentors.
Please be giving personal account numbers as soon as you are able as I will be leaving on the first earth shuttle in short whiles.
Your humble friend,
Xanaxitori
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Posted: 2 months ago by PulsisX:
It's too bad the civilization is scheduled to end in 2012.
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Posted: 2 months ago by shep182:
« coldbladed : Dear Friend,
Perhaps you will be wanting to know why I have contacted you. I am Xanaxitori from the planet Greclion and I am in need of assistance from earth person such as yourself. If you are willing to be sharing the information of your personal accounts I will be please to placing 1,000,000 galactic Xentors (the currency of my planet) there to wait for me until I arrive to the earths. When I arrive I will grant you a share of my Xentors.
Please be giving personal account numbers as soon as you are able as I will be leaving on the first earth shuttle in short whiles.
Your humble friend,
Xanaxitori BAH! Joke stealin bastich! LOL
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Posted: 2 months ago by ol1inch:
Dear Earthling
WOULD YOU LIKE A BIGGER PENIS?
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Posted: 2 months ago by T1000:
Sometimes I think there should be an international board where people have to go and get a license that says, "Now you can claim to be a scientist"
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Posted: 2 months ago by browntrout:
ALIEN CHECKLIST
Cattle Mutilations (check)
Crop circles (check)
Mess with Astronauts (check)
Anal Probes (check)
Abductions (check)
Email Earthlings (to do)
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