John McClane For President 2008
John McClane For President 2008
Yeah, I've been on the fence, unable to pick a candidate for the office of POTUS. Now, that has changed. This nation does need change. Change that only a man like John McClane can offer.

That is John McClane - not John McCain. Yippie-kay-yay America! picked by 2manyusernames 5 months ago
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 2manyuse...
5 months ago
After all,
John McClane has:

* Blown up a helicopter with a car
* Thrown a dead man out a window of a skyscraper
* Walked on glass with bare feet
* Shot a man through his own chest
* Jumped onto a moving subway
* Jumped off an exploding boat
* Jumped off an exploding building
* Saved a skyscraper from terrorists
* Saved an airport from terrorists
* Saved New York City from terrorists
* Saved Canada from terrorists
* Saved the entire internet from terrorists
* Blown up an airplane with a single match
* Rode a flaming fighter jet
* Tied a dead man to a chair, put a santa hat on him and painted a message on him with his own blood.


<a href='http://www.plime.com/redir.p?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISWvQOG3x1I' class='plime' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'><b>flash video</b></a>



<a href='http://www.plime.com/redir.p?http://youtube.com/watch?v=oymPqemQQ3M' class='plime' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'><b>flash video</b></a>

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 sykeo56
5 months ago
« 2manyusernames : After all,
John McClane has:
* Blown up an airplane with a single match
He used a lighter, my friend. Jeez, everybody knows it's impossible to blow up an airplane with a match! Though, if it were possible, he'd be the person who could do it.
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 Kitsune8...
5 months ago
« 2manyusernames : After all,
John McClane has:


* Shot a man through his own chest
I believe it was through his shoulder, if it was through his chest he would have collapsed his lung and wouldn't have walked away from it so easily.
Who do you think he is, Chuck Norris?
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 OceanDon...
5 months ago
I'd only vote for McClane if Jack Bauer weren't running.
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