150 Funniest Resume Mistakes, Bloopers and Blunders Ever
150 Funniest Resume Mistakes, Bloopers and Blunders Ever
People write the strangest things on their resumes, sometimes downright hysterical. picked by AutumnLotus 7 months ago
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 Nicky666
7 months ago
Candidate included naked picture of himself.
Too bad it doesn't say which company he was aiming at, as it might've been completely appropriate.


(I giggled my way through the list, fun stuff!)
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 WeeBeast...
7 months ago
“I am great with the pubic.”
geeze... brag much??
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 BLANSETT...
7 months ago
I've looked at a lot of applications to the grocery store I used to work at. The most commonly misunderstood question was "Have you ever worked under another name?" meaning like a maiden name or something of that nature. We had a lot of answers like, Pizza Hut and Subway's. I also saw a lot of applications for highschool boys that were definitely filled out by their mothers.
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 funkfros...
7 months ago
“We stole a pig, but it was a really small pig.”
Classic. :P
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 jshare
7 months ago
Glad you guys had a good laugh out of this. It was such a fun list to put together, the only reason I stopped at 150 was because I had to stop somewhere.

There are more laughs under the 'Best Of' tab on the home page.

Cheers,

Jacob

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 gammerus
7 months ago
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 arsphidi...
7 months ago
I see a lot of interesting things on resumes. Once, an applicant had handed in a three-page resume, with bloodstains on it. Another had personal references named things like "Captain Sparkle", with no phone numbers or addresses.
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 jshare
7 months ago
Too funny, arsphidius. If you have more stories to share, please email me at share (dot) jacob (at) gmail (dot) com, as I'm compiling a new article.

Thanks in advance

Jacob

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 IrasSecu...
7 months ago
*lol* This is like the tv series <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118517">Working</a>, only for real. XD
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