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 'Hands Off' Anti-Masturbatory Cream
'Hands Off' Anti-Masturbatory Cream
handzoff antimasturbatory cream 5 oz. of soothing anti-masturbation cream. Keep applying until you get relief. Coconut, buttermilk, vanilla bean scent.
I'm honestly not making this stuff up. picked by gratheo 1 year ago
tags hands off handzoff antimasturbatory cream anti-masturbatory
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 craziese...
1 year ago
i just bought stock in this stuff. I'm gonna make "1 million dollars"
MWWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
*pinky to the lip*
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 bingo
1 year ago
Keep applying until you get relief??
HAHAHAHA
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 JoshSF49
1 year ago
Haha my guess is that this cream defeats the purpose...
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 tigerton...
1 year ago
Feel free to rub it in as fast as you like.
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 ieldanth
1 year ago
Ingredients: Capsaicin, Crushed glass, Fiberglass insulation(for body), Poison Ivy Extract, fragrance.
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 sholom22
1 year ago
« ieldanth : Ingredients: Capsaicin, Crushed glass, Fiberglass insulation(for body), Poison Ivy Extract, fragrance.
and it comes with a picture of naked Star Jones....Holy Hell no pun intended
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 suebe
1 year ago
Keep applying until you get relief
And the gum
handzoff antimasturbatory gum

Don't be a jerk. Buy some for your circle of friends!
And here's a great gift idea for Icepigs

Great finds!
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 zzz
1 year ago
« craziesean : i just bought stock in this stuff. I'm gonna make "1 million dollars"
MWWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
*pinky to the lip*
Let's not forget some gifts for Islamists as well:

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 digitalg...
1 year ago
« tigertony : Feel free to rub it in as fast as you like.
I'm sure it makes a nice, slippery lube
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