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12 doughnuts in under sixty seconds

Dough-nu-matic fries mini-donuts in just under a minute. Mmmmmmmmmm....donuts!!! Tempting. picked by suebe 1 year ago

tags donuts dough-nu-matic

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15	kakana

1 year ago

Muuum.. nothing better than sweet deep fried bread. I want one!
I almost said deep fried sweetbread.. not the same.

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bingo

1 year ago

I want one too, But I better not!
What a great product summary!

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zzz

1 year ago

WTF?

SOMEONE IS VANDALIZING ALL MY COMMENTS!!!

DERALT1 IS PUTTING CRAP INTO ALL MY COMMENTS!!

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eLJay

1 year ago

Of course I want one. But would I use it? Probably not. We have an ice cream maker. I think we have used it three times. I'll just buy the donuts. And the ice cream.

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25	sykeo56

1 year ago

The description rocked my socks off.

The culmination of American consumer electronics: the $130 starch-and-sugar-dispensing "Dough-Nu-Matic," an all-in-one machine that forms and fries mini-doughnuts in just under a minute. Without too much trouble I should be able to saw off the small plastic catch at the end and position my yawning maw directly underneath, each donut triggering an infrared sensor that activates a motorized belt attached to my jaw. Two jugs will be positioned over my head, one of milk, the other coffee, spraying a constant mist into my mouth to provide lubrication. Every twelfth doughnut will contain a creamy Klonopin filling.

At random intervals, a distant alarm will sound, barely discerned through the waxy lard that sloughs out of my ears, signifying that somewhere a war has been waged, an endangered species has passed irrevocably through the veil, or that one of my countrymen have been rendered to provide oil for my doughnut fryer. Knotted workmen will scamper across my cracking grey husk using psoriatic skin shards as hand holds, as I defecate an ever-spiraling wizard's tower of red, white, and blue.

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