uhuh...well...my guess is he wasn't born that way.


before or after the removal?
As satisfactory obviously means different things to different people.

I'm scared to ask what the circumstances were in which you made this promise to doggylives.

Seriously.

TaDa

Were the washers in his penis, or was his penis in the washers?
If its the second one, I pity him.

Hahahahahaha I misread the headline, I thought it said, " Man requires surgery to remove 16 washers from penis".

Wait.....

Thanks soooooo much for the p3nis article TT, you've really come through for me on this one....

I dunno i'd rather have the small penis than the pain of actually having 16 washers inserted into my penis.. actually no.. ur right..lol my b

Much less entertaining than I'd imagined.

:D

Some questions are just meant to be left unanswered, I guess. Hah.

I'd have to say he used the washers as a type of cockring, and his engorged member prevented him from removing them.

They did say similar means of removing finger rings didn't work.

Small penis jokes aside, I'm sure they make washers in just about any size imaginable.

Oh, and the writer of this article deserves a cockpunch for the stupid puns. There is a reason they are journalists and not comedy writers.

"using fire brigade equipment"

WHAAAAT? A hook and ladder?

That's an understatement!

"The man may well have thought long and hard about placing himself in the difficult situation."

So how come every time a penis story pops up, it comes with sentences like this?

people are nuts...or in this case washers. i know it is bad.

my wife was a nurse in the emergency room and they had to cut a man's wedding ring off of his penis. all the nurses felt sorry for the man's wife.

It was entertaining enough at the time. LOL

Morale: Never ask a question unless you really want to know the answer.

So glad I could be of service. Never let it be said that I don't deliver as promised.