LOL!!!

Wow, It makes me want right a book, just cause I could write just as well as this guy, or maybe not, I did fail English. T.T

I am truly curious about this book now. I know he tells us to heed his warning so his torture in reading it wasn't all in vain.....

But.....


I am intrigued.

You might want to learn how to proofread first.

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for your own enjoyment, please look through the other reviews, especially the first two, calling it outstanding; etc, and the comments to those first reviews.
So much funnier as it goes along.

Yeah, I Stumbled upon this a while back and lol'd. It does not surprise me that something that crappy made it into print...my fear of actually paying money for paper that may as well have been used as toilet paper is what keeps me away from anything that's not from a senior reading list. It's sad because I know not everything is like that though.

The 2nd review of his other book just kills me :D

Did you check out the price? $33US , even used, because people want their money back I suppose.

Um, not, The Eye of Argon is the Worst Book Evar.

Thousands of geek fans can't be wrong.

I dare you to read and not a) laugh til you pee or b) bleed from a major organ.


Soon to be a graphic novel?

Truly hilarious review. But even funnier are the readers comments on the author's website and the author's indignation, found at and reproduced below:

"Nerds GTFO off my page, I am banning all of you

Attention to all you nerds who have suddenly plagued my page with insults and propaganda.

Cease posting your infantile words or i will be issuing permanent bans.

I have also made a record of all the email addresses sending me spam. It clearly states NO SPAM. Why do you send me crap? My inbox is cluttered with ****. So **** you.

Why do you insult my work? It has gotten good reviews. Alot of my friends have said it was suspenseful and had a good plot. A killer combination for a horror story.

I am a simple man, making a simple living, leave me alone, or devil karma will get you.

This is your final warning."

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I don't believe I've laughed that much in a long while. (Especially when his account got hacked.)
Word of warning, though: Someone posted Goatse on that page.