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Manure thief falls into dung, flees naked

BERLIN (Reuters) A woman trying to make "manure bombs" using stockings, slipped into a slurry tank and fled the scene naked, German police said Friday.

--Those wacky Germans again!

Naked woman accused of hammer assaults

A woman who police say assaulted people with a hammer while she was naked was arrested on a variety of charges, including assault and obstruction of emergency communications.

Train drags German mooner half naked along tracks

A German man mooning at railway staff in a departing train got his trousers caught in a carriage door and ended up being dragged half naked along the platform, out of the station and onto the tracks.

Dallas Police Seek Pudgy Naked Guy That Dances In Backyards

Dallas police are looking for a man who they said repeatedly sneaks into backyards, dances around naked and then runs away. Police believe the man has been exposing himself in the same neighborhood since 2005. The most recent incident was on Sept. 30.

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Naked Hijacker Plays It Safe

An almost naked man hijacked a school bus in Atlanta. He had no shirt or shoes on but did have sweatpants round his ankles. And a condom. That's probably not something to overlook. Naked man, on a school bus wearing a condom.

Naked Rambling in the Swiss Alps - No More

The stalwart Swiss have been traumatized by a veritable army of naked German hikers entering Switzerland after a nudist journal exposed their lack of law prohibiting it. Swiss legislators are now ready to act. Germany, where freikörperkultur —free body culture— is a respectable pastime, is aghast.

Housewife shocked to find naked robber lying beside her

A robber not only carted away cash and belongings but before that had the cheek to lie naked beside a woman whose house he'd broken into.

Naked Man Died After Being Tased

- A South Florida man who police say was naked and belligerent has died after officers Tased him.

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Man Leaves Jail Naked, Gets Arrested Again

Police say Bill Merit, 49, left the Chatham County jail and began walking by the side of the road, naked. Witnesses called police, who arrested him and jailed him again on a charge of public indecency. Merit told an officer that he didn't take the clothes jailers gave him because he thought they were stolen.

Swedish policemen hold naked photo party

Nine officers were consigned to desk duty after questions arose over a celebration party turned naked. After completion of training to serve in special tactical units the officers played a game that involved taking photos of their nude bodies while holding police-issued sub-machine guns.

Lawmaker shows naked woman during school lecture

A state legislator surprised a high school class when the computer he was using projected a photo of a nude woman during a lecture on how a bill becomes a law.

Confessions of a Naked Sushi Model

We've heard about "pelvic models". Now listen to the words of a naked sushi model. You've seen the pictures of a naked or near naked woman festooned with raw fish which people proceed to eat off of her. There is a restaurant offering this in New York.

Naked man in wrong room

A woman hid in her hotel bathroom after a grossly intoxicated naked stranger wandered into her and her husband's Queenstown room and fell asleep on their bed.

He was naked when he challenged his neighbors to karate fight.

According to police, Jones said he knew leaving the house naked was illegal, but he was a "serious martial artist."

*alcohol may have been involved*

Don't go naked to church or God will strike you down with bolts of lightning

In Bay City, MI, a naked young man said to police he was having problems with his parents and walked to a Catholic church without so much as a pair of shoes on - in sub-zero weather. A funeral was going on inside the church and several people called to report him. He apparently cursed at police and refused to cooperate and was tasered in the parking lot.

Naked trio seen having sex in moving car

Police in Victoria, British Columbia, were alerted by startled motorists to a car on the Trans Canada Highway with a naked man and two naked women having sex.

Naked gnomes ordered to cover up

A woman who claims a council official ordered her to cover up her naked garden gnomes following complaints from a neighbour spoke today of her anger.

Gnome collector Sandra Smith said she was told to put clothes on three of her favourite ornaments because they were deemed offensive.

Women fight off naked man in bizarre assault

"The older woman began beating the man with a stick, while her daughter called police on her cell phone. The woman who was being assaulted ran away, and the older woman and her daughter started walking away too, when the naked man came after the daughter and tried to grab her cell phone."

Schoolgirls made to strip naked

At least 16 schoolgirls were made to strip naked by their teachers in eastern India after one student complained she had lost her pocket money.

Housewife tells court she's been off sausages after seeing naked neighbour!

A housewife, who took legal action against her neighbour after she saw him doing chores outside naked, told a court that she has been put off by sausages for life since then.

Naked Burglar Trapped In Chimney

Pemberton Fire Services rescued a naked man from the chimney of a Tesco Express.

Police promptly arrested him on suspicion of burglary (and probably being naked in the chimney of a Tesco Express - I'm sure that, if not illegal, it's at least unwise).