Last night for the season opening of Wife Swap a professional organizer swaped with a Pirate family. Here is the Pirate's family bio.
Baur Family picked by Bornbad 2 months ago

Lilydale is a town town full of psychics, spiritualists, and mediums still in full psychic swing after 130 years. It was founded in 1879 by members of the Spirtualism movement and intended to be a town made up almost entirely of spiritualists, psychics and mediums. picked by Bingo 4 months ago

“I called there, and I eventually spoke with him, and I said: ‘Hello, Mr. David Wilson?’ And he said: ‘Yes?’ And I said, ‘Well, my name is David Wilson, and I believe your family once owned mine.’

“He paused for a second and said: ‘Well, that could be." picked by gammerus 2 years ago

In streets across Britain many people don't even know their neighbour's names. But that certainly isn't a problem on Cotswold Gardens in Gateshead. This small street is home to 69 members of the same family, ranging in age from four weeks to 76 years. picked by AutumnLotus 11 months ago

Don't waste any more of your valuable time digging deep into the depths of your soul to tell your family off. Instead, use "Dysfunctional Family Letter Generator" to do all the hard work for you. picked by ogri2003 2 years ago

In many ways the setting is just a typical family breakfast.

But things become a little different when you notice a giraffe poking its head through the window to join them for a drink and a bite to eat. picked by evadiva 4 months ago

In January, when the Obamas move into the White House — a mansion built partially by slaves — as the country's first African-American first family, Michelle Obama will embark upon a life her great-great-grandfather never could have envisioned. picked by muppet 12 months ago

Could your family make it in to this blog?
Some of these are just plain creepy. picked by tvirus 7 months ago

Victor Manuel Lozano spends his days like most 2-year-olds. He goes to nursery school, draws, rides a tricycle. The difference is, he does it in prison. picked by MaskedWriter 3 years ago

One of the victims of Monday's fatal Metro crash has been getting hate-filled phone calls from people questioning whether she and her family are legal immigrants. picked by suebe 5 months ago

What do you suppose are the most well-kept secrets in the world? The launch codes for the American nuclear arsenal? The location of Jimmy Hoffa's bones? Not even close. Below are secrets that only two people on planet Earth know. Sometimes they have very good reasons to keep these secrets so fiercely. Other times, not so much. picked by sharon22 2 months ago

I would love to live there. The slide leading down to the game room is the greatest. Ads on page NSFW. picked by misswinkle 2 years ago