I like how the the demonstrates the shave dry. Someone might sue because the poor shave demonstration.

That's a cool and weird contraption. I almost fell asleep with the narrator though.

I wanted to think this was incredibly stupid, but it's not a bad idea.

*goes off to think of the next million dollar idea or patent*

Oops.. I thought it said "goatse" saver

How about a "goatse shaver"? It would be pretty much the same thing, with a longer "back"

I've recently started growing one. Mine ends up looking like peach fuzz, though, so I don't know how long it will last.

That is what my tired brain read as well. The Horror, The Horror!

Too late for punthe, but there's always hope for this winter. NOW whose goatee will I scratch?

It looks like a sex toy.

And when you're done, have fun shaving your partner's...

This product is a natch for the sight impared longing for stylized facial hair.


W?

Okay I read it as goatse to. After I double checked and stopped choking, I looked at the product and my mind shifted gears. I thought of Silence of the Lambs.

If you don't have the digital dexterity to safely cut around a goatee then maybe you should rethink the whole "sharp blade near my throat" concept.

Back when I had a goatee the hard part was trimming the goatee without giving myself a chin reverse mohawk...shaving around it was the easy part!

I think the craziest thing is that the site and videos are kinda well made.
The site looks very professional, they have well made 3d animations of the saver...But....They are selling one of those things that we make fun of.

It's just not making sense.

My thoughts exactly.

The hardest part for me personally is not messing up the goatee while trimming it. Going around the outside was so easy but now I just use a beard trimmer to take care of any problems that would arise from that.

If people need a Goatee Saver to keep things in check I think it's about time they gave up on it.

I think I'll package this with a skimpy bikini and call it (her) "day at the beach kit"