What an idiot.

At first I thought he was an idiot for not just letting it go down and walking away. Then I realized that maybe the bench worked like a c**k ring. Now I realize that I am talking rationally about a man f**king a park bench.

Wish I had a dollar for every time that's happened to me.

If men aren't supposed to f**k park benches, they shouldn't make the park benches look so damn sexy.

Now they'll have to put warning signs on the benches.


Oh, wait, it's not America.

I heard once before that the "cure" for the longer than 4 hours erection is a razor. I really feel sorry for this man.

Oh. My. God.

There goes any plans I had for f**king a park bench.

Those holes look really small...

"Thems some mighty small holes in that thar bench!"

...looks like double jeopardy for Mr. Wang!

Lord knows what that park bench has gone through in its long and hard history.

Pun intended.

I prefer not to think of that.

I have, I should stress to the point where it stands out awkwardly but no-one mentions it, no relevant experience in this field, but I was under the impression that judiciously applied ice had a suitable effect.

I'd at least try it before reaching for the razor.

Ouch.

Yea in the last picture it almost looks like there is blood on the bottom of his shirt :-/

the best part of the article is that he had to be taken to the hospital still attached to the park bench. Amazingly, no one in the photo is smiling tho, lol.