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Porn in the playground

Adult web site films porn scene during the day at a Tennessee playground. Video report in article.

One mother's reaction "I think I'm not letting my kids go down that slide anymore."
Think?

arsphidius @ 8/27/2008 4:01:10 PM

« 2manyusernames : yeah, like no one has ever had sex in the playground before let alone merely "exposing" themselves

Aah, that brings back fond memories.

juaner899 @ 8/27/2008 2:30:45 PM

I just want to watch the video.

Magellan @ 8/27/2008 2:02:37 PM

Reporter: I was able to track down this womans house.
And we've discovered she may have struck again in another public place.

huh. I wonder if he knows exactly where this all took place. *wink wink*
I'm guessing the investigative reporter may not have been so bummed out about doing this piece. You know, doing all that research of watching the videos and censoring them and such.
Just sayin'.

blurmore @ 8/27/2008 12:18:06 PM

« hOOsker : Foxy Jacky...

Thanks Hoosker....Does it surprise anyone that her status is bi-swinger?

hOOsker @ 8/27/2008 12:07:46 PM

Foxy Jacky...

edit; uhh, I accidentally google found it on accident without trying to...

wait...here comes my wife

*whistles

blurmore @ 8/27/2008 8:58:10 AM

« suebe : This happened during the day. I'm astounded that there weren't any kids there.

Im more meant...if she is so worried about a contaminated slide...she shouldn't let her kids go down any...because I'll bet you dollars to donuts that there is teenage ass spread all over that slide EVERY Saturday night. What they showed BTW is so totally not porn...Porn involves fake screaming, or at least feigned interest and the good stuff involves pain...and lots of lube. That was just vapid naked narcissism and if it was happening at a park I took my kids too I'd crack up laughing and my kids would probably make fun of her for losing her drawers.

jago @ 8/27/2008 12:56:30 AM

Danny Berryhill is a Baptist minister who lives right across the street.

"I don't have the words," he said. "I'm a Baptist minister, and I have no words."

No words? None at all? Neither negative nor positive, to guide your congregation to/from any kind of opinion or reaction?

Well. Good quote, then. A tip: start with simple nouns, then learn verbs. Once you've learned those, you get to start putting them together, and then YOU HAVE WORDS! Just wait to discover adjectives… you'll explode.

Way to be ineffectual in your role as a leader, there, Preach. No doubt your congregation will step up for you; they've surely got plenty of words, some of which, once you've learned them, shouldn't be mentioned in church.

fugazi @ 8/27/2008 12:40:18 AM

AWESOME!!! That is right up the road from my friend's house...kinda across town for me (i don;t live in the suburbs...). I am so gonna find that video and look for that chick whenever I am in Bartlett...and then yell something at her...something like, "HEY!! You showed your s**t off in the park, didn't you?!?!"

yessir...

My favorite part of the story was when they said she "may have struck again"...like she is the Joker or some s**t...highlarious.

First, this is Memphis news, which means they are tripping over themselves to find anything to talk about, seeing as how the corruption and mismanagement of this city, its services, and its institutions will not be discussed. Further, this is in Bartlett, one of the many places all the lily-whites ran to once the evils of the Civil Rights movement came to town...Bartlett is particularly red-necky, though certainly upscale 'redneck'...you know, middle-class professionals that proclaim to still be in touch with their 'tied to the land' roots, all the while shunning any real populism....etc.

lilyang @ 8/26/2008 10:40:40 PM

mental note: shelve "Playground Amateurs" series....for now.

maven @ 8/26/2008 10:04:33 PM

So should sex on playgrounds be reported to the appropriate authorities?

If yes...what's the statute of limitations?

If no...never mind.

suebe @ 8/26/2008 9:22:46 PM

« jonorrhea : i wonder if she lubed up the slide

*snort*

jonorrhea @ 8/26/2008 8:55:14 PM

i wonder if she lubed up the slide

loonytoon @ 8/26/2008 8:34:38 PM

« suebe : This happened during the day. I'm astounded that there weren't any kids there.

I would presume that they would've had to have police or some kind of permission to shoot the scenes in a public area. This way no laws would've been broken, people would've been turned away or informed of what was going on.

This is just a presumption but I would expect it to have gone through the proper channels to get permission and I think the police are kinda denying it since there is such an outrage over it.

jhordie @ 8/26/2008 7:16:58 PM

suebe @ 8/26/2008 7:09:00 PM

« blurmore : I'd suggest the mother not pay attention to what happens after dark at the playground. I check our local play equipment thoroughly for needles and condoms before I let my kids play.

This happened during the day. I'm astounded that there weren't any kids there.

Bornbad @ 8/26/2008 6:55:24 PM

"I think it's disgusting," she said. "I think I'm not letting my kids go down that slide anymore."

But they didn't give me the address. I'll polish the slide for them.

blurmore @ 8/26/2008 6:31:44 PM

I'd suggest the mother not pay attention to what happens after dark at the playground. I check our local play equipment thoroughly for needles and condoms before I let my kids play.

breex243 @ 8/26/2008 5:27:17 PM

Heh, I actually got to watching the video (on the news site, just to clarify) after finding a 1/4 to 1/8th adapter and I LOLed at the size of the Black Censored dot at around 0:45, hahaha. I mean, unless she looked like Rosie O' Donnell, there's just no need to censor all that of her.

Fizz71 @ 8/26/2008 5:22:04 PM

Where was this stuff when I was a kid?

2manyusernames @ 8/26/2008 5:19:25 PM

yeah, like no one has ever had sex in the playground before let alone merely "exposing" themselves

coldbladed @ 8/26/2008 5:12:13 PM

I love how the mother said she won't let her kids use the slide anymore. WTF?! Are you insane lady? its still just a slide!

And the minister is all like, "I'm a minister and I'm speechless!" Right because being a minister you are more prepared than the rest of us to respond to reporters in regard to public indecency..?!

bunnysutra @ 8/26/2008 5:01:31 PM

gosh- I guess I should revise my definition of porn. I know exposing one's self is a no-no but I didn't get the impression any more happened than that.

As for the location...mmm..*shrugs* was anyone around?

Maybe my morales loosened over time.

*scampers off to change my avatar!

suckersklub @ 8/26/2008 4:39:33 PM

I especially love the part where they dramatize it by suggesting the model might be underage.

Oh and that mother'd better have a separate bathroom for her kids, too. I mean... eeew?!

ZebraHDH @ 8/26/2008 4:38:05 PM

But wait... No one actually saw them filming it?