BWAAAAAAAAAAAAA your theme pic!!!!

OOOOH. That kinda nut.

>.<

If I had a nickel every time I tried this....

Dont use metal nuts, use Gummy Peach Rings.

Not only does it aide in the lengthening. It leaves a fresh, and lovely peach flavor and scent.

Edit: Damnit, still need to change the avatar...

Everybody wants a rock to wind a piece of string around.

I must be having a slow day. I had to read the article twice before I realized that they were talking about hardware and not the kind you eat. Heh.

before i clicked it i was wondering how to put a hole in a cashew

Ummmm, I was thinking of a DIFFERENT nut. Not the kind you eat (though you can put it in your mouth) and not the metal kind either. I was like, man, tht sucks for him, and how the hell did he do that?? LMAO.

OW.
I dare any man to read this and not cringe.

the fact that he was a welder concerned me as well as that same confusion.

I thought this was a pun or play on words, but he totally got his nut stuck on his penis!