Reservist is told to get landscaping or face legal action Posted: 1 year ago by arsphidius
Lt. Burke Jensen has been ordered to Kuwait, leaving behind a pregnant wife, a young son and a 2.5-acre lot with not a spot of landscaping. But he's been told to get lawn and an irrigation system -- or else! "I really don't give a [expletive] where he is or what his problem is," says the subdivision developer.
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Devil told: Don't go out at night Posted: 5 months ago by Bornbad
An oddball who swindled benefit money to pay for operations to make himself look like the devil has been banned from leaving his house at night.
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Young Sydney elephant's pregnancy sparks protests Posted: 2 years ago by AutumnLotus
Sydney's premier zoo is celebrating the news that its 9-year-old Asian elephant is pregnant, but animal rights groups are shocked that the zoo has let a juvenile elephant fall pregnant. Allowing such a young elephant to fall pregnant was "the equivalent of allowing your 12-year-old daughter to become pregnant."
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P.I.S.S. - Personal Irrigation Sanitation System Posted: 5 months ago by suebe
Have you ever had the problem of waking up after you hosted a garden party, you step out in the garden and everthings soaked in piss?
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