Uh huh.

I have had patients who "sat" on beer bottles, too.

Their accuracy and looseness of their rectums is AMAZING!

I had a guy once who had to go to surgery, as he got his penis stuck in a shampoo bottle. Because he was shaking his shampoo in the shower.

Try as he might, and he used a knife to try and cut the bottle off, it was stuck as he was more swollen from trying to pull it out and only made it worse.

These stories make me giggle.

If you're going to stick something up your rear, make sure you can get it out.

The stories are just ridiculous and I think that it makes you look more pathetic than being honest because everybody knows what really happened.

Considering it was a Vicar... I'm kinda glad it was a potato and not a page...

My favorite comment from the article:

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Reminds me of a Dave Barry column from "The Bureau of Medical Alarm". Apparently it was once an epidemic of men vacuuming in the nude who's "Mortons" got caught in their "Hoover", obtw their wives were all at market at the time of the incidents.

I knew a guy who went swimming in the lake and as he was getting out (he was very drunk BTW) he fell backward onto a stob (stick in the water). It ripped his butthole out literally and he had to go to the ER to have surgery and all kinds of neat stuff. Afterward he had a weight that he had to clip to his butthole (I'm not exactly sure how this all worked because I never asked to see it) but he had to let this weight hang for a certain amount of time each day to strengthen his butthole so that it would stay shut on it's own and not be a gaping hole that leaked all the time. So what is the lesson we learn from this, never drink and swim in the lake, and never hang curtains in the nude.

I don't think curtains had anything to do with the vicar's potato problem.

I'm trying to imagine this scene - the vicar, nude in his drapeless house, which happens to be strewn with potatoes, teetering on a shaky stepladder in front of the window... imagine what the neighbors must think.

It not her place to question his story, she says.

But it is her place to tell the newspapers?

*snicker*

Congrats. You've made it into Best Post Ever.

All credit goes to the vicar! :)

I'm in school for radiology. You would not believe the things people put up their bums. It's terrifying.

maybe he was trying to squeeze out some "curly fries"