i couldn't make it past the 4th or 5th question...

i am a lazy person who believes it won't matter in the end, or at all.

Hey great find doggy!

You Scored as Paganism
Your beliefs are most closely aligned with those of paganism, Wicca, or a similar earth-based religion. You may also follow a Native American religion.
Paganism 85%
Buddhism 70%
Agnosticism 65%
Atheism 60%
Hinduism 60%
Satanism 50%
Islam 35%
Confucianism 35%
Christianity 20%
Judaism 20%
Haruhism 10%

Usually when people ask I say agnostic, I don't really believe that anyone knows about god. I do have many different theories that I enjoy bouncing around, but people seem to get offended when I bring them up.

lol. Can you imagine what my parents might say if they saw the Satanic Bible on my desk? Dang, I hate when my comments show my youth..

Anyway, I think that's good that there's no frowning upon how others act. If there's one thing I hate about Christians, in general, it is their judging attitude. I try to avoid judging as much as I possibly can, because I know there's many things people can judge about me (Doggy, you know one of them).

I think it's really hypocritical for Christians to judge against Non Christians, as if they have less problems. Though I do think Christianity is the way to go, I don't think placing a judgment upon others is what Christ calls for. He even said himself he did not come to judge.

I try my hardest to live by the belief that what you do is your business, and it is none of my business to judge the circumstances. Granted, there are exceptions (rape, murder, stealing, etc.) to which I feel we are permitted to pass udgment, but in the vast majority of cases, it is none of my business what you do in your own privacy. I think too many people care too much about what others do and not enough about themselves.

Even at work, when I know people cheat and steal from the company, I know it is none of my business to tell my managers. I think that eventually they will receive their just dues, either while they are alive or when they die. I can only control myself, and I need to strive for integrity as much as I can. There are times I want to ignore it, but I am a firm believer in Karma (I call it blessing for doing the right thing.)

Anyway, excuse my rant lol. I think I'll pass on reading the Satanic Bible only because I would rather not invite questions on why I'm "worshiping Satan."(BTW, who knew that worship doesn't double the "p" when adding ing? so weird). Anyway, I think I'll just stop typing.

Satanism 85%
Agnosticism 80%
Atheism 70%
Paganism 60%
Christianity 50%
Hinduism 50%
Islam 35%
Buddhism 35%
Confucianism 25%
Judaism 20%
Haruhism 5%

That was lame....I answered pretty much ever Christian directed question as neutral, because while I don't totally believe the Christ God story, I don't totally disbelieve it. I think that religion is valuable, if you value it, and get something out of it, and don't use it to hurt others. For myself...I've seen the inner workings of my mind too many times. I've bathed and tasted the spring which feeds belief, and having tasted it has quenched my thirst. I think human beings believe innately until they open up the interface between mind a soul and see only the transmission data without cause or order. Having seen what "should not" been seen or experienced I think we lose the capacity to truly believe.

It's funny because Anton LaVey who wrote The Satanic Bible doesn't believe in Satan, God, or any form of spirit life.

When he founded Satanism it was as a parody of Christianity. He was seriously disillusioned with the hypocrisy he saw in religious people and organised religion.

In the Satanic bible, the devil is a symbol of man's carnal nature - his lust, greed, vengeance, but most of all, his ego, all drives LaVey says Christianity has unfairly labeled "evil."

Anyhoo, if you are the kind of person who likes to explore different idea's and have an open mind, you can read The Satanic Bible here

The Satanic Bible

Some of it, as with most things, is arguably useful/valid, but if you do give it a read I think you'll be surprised, it definitely won't be what you though.

Well, like I said, it's more of a perception issue than anything. Right now the big problems between my family and me are how I spend my money on clothes and how I shouldn't dye my hair brown lol.

Then again, bringing home the satanic bible might make those seem trivial :). Maybe I'll just read about it online haha.

You Scored as Atheism
You scored as atheism. You are... an atheist, though you probably already knew this. Also, you probably have several people praying daily for your soul. Instead of simply being "nonreligious," atheists strongly believe in the lack of existence of a higher being, or God.



Atheism
90%
Agnosticism
85%
Satanism
65%
Buddhism
55%
Paganism
50%
Confucianism
45%
Hinduism
30%
Islam
25%
Haruhism
10%
Christianity
10%
Judaism
0%

Now this does surprise me ;)

Yeah...:P


I don't get the 65% Satanism.

i just failed another test!!

aprently im an atheist, id like to take this time to thank the internet for what i already know

My mom's gonna be so upset... lol

You Scored as Paganism.

Paganism
75%
Atheism
60%
Agnosticism
60%
Satanism
55%
Buddhism
55%
Confucianism
50%
Haruhism
40%
Hinduism
40%
Christianity
25%
Islam
20%
Judaism
0%

Agnosticism 85%
Buddhism 80%
Atheism 70%
Christianity 65%
Confucianism 50%
Hinduism 50%
Islam 40%
Satanism 40%
Judaism 30%
Paganism 30%
Haruhism 10%

Sounds about right.

You Scored as Atheism.
You are...an atheist, though you probably already knew this. Also, you probably have several people praying daily for your soul. Instead of simply being "nonreligious," atheists strongly believe in the lack of existence of a higher being, of God.


Atheism...... 85%
Paganism..... 80%
Satanism..... 75%
Agnosticism.. 75%
Buddhism..... 65%
Haruhism..... 55%
Islam........ 40%
Hinduism..... 40%
Confucianism.. 30%
Christianity.. 25%
Judaism....... 0%

Makes sense I guess.

You Scored as Agnosticism

You scored as agnosticism. You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics do not know or claim to know whether or not God exists, but could admit that someone else might know. An intellectually honest agnostic would have to take that position, as he has no more evidence of the impossibility of knowing God than he has of the existence of God. Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence is not proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.

Agnosticism
70%
Atheism
60%
Paganism
55%
Satanism
55%
Haruhism
40%
Hinduism
40%
Buddhism
30%
Christianity
20%
Islam
20%
Confucianism
15%
Judaism
5%

Weird, I wouldn't have guessed.

I definitely stated I don't believe in any kind of life after death.

You Scored as Paganism

Your beliefs are most closely aligned with those of paganism, Wicca, or a similar earth-based religion. You may also follow a Native American religion.

Buddhism 90%
Paganism 90%
Hinduism 80%
Islam 75%
Christianity 50%
Agnosticism 50%
Satanism 50%
Confucianism 45%
Atheism 40%
Haruhism 30%
Judaism 25%

I figured Christianity would be higher for me. But I do agree with it.

I don't feel the need to take a test that'll tell me what I already know. I'm an atheist, through and through. If it told me otherwise then it's a poorly designed test. If it tells me I'm 75% satanist, then that's pretty meaningless to me, apart from saying that according to them satanism shares a lot of philosophical principles with atheism.

I'm not going to waste my time taking the test. I'll just waste my time commenting on it!

And besides, atheism ISN'T a religion!

whee paganism!
:D its because i think animals have rights too.

There's a lot of Devil-worshippers on Plime.....

Well here's mine!

You Scored as Paganism
Your beliefs are most closely aligned with those of paganism, Wicca, or a similar earth-based religion. You may also follow a Native American religion.



Paganism
90%
Hinduism
80%
Satanism
75%
Buddhism
60%
Confucianism
60%
Agnosticism
45%
Atheism
45%
Haruhism
40%
Christianity
20%
Islam
20%
Judaism
0%