He also says "The check's in the mail" and "I'm from the government and I'm here to help".

Related philosophical question: If an album is released and there's no one around to care about it, does it make a sound? Discuss. picked by Wingnut 3 years ago

Guns N Roses have reportedly finished work on 'Chinese Democracy', the album that Axl Rose has been working on for the past 14 years. picked by charbarred 2 years ago

Nostalgia Lovers can visit this blog to enjoy daily free podcasts and downloads of all sorts of Old Time Radio Shows. Mystery, Science Fiction, Comedy, Music from the 1920's 30's 40's 50's and 60's, Westerns, Romance and Adventure. All Free and updated several times per day picked by zencat 2 years ago

The free beer is intended to be symbolic of "the generosity of God". "Jesus created a lot more wine at a point in the party when some thought that there had already been enough drinking. He was all in favour of partying," the bishop said.

Oh, yeah. Free bacon rolls and chocolate bars too. picked by equinox 5 months ago

Free style is an interesting game. Turn up your speakers...

"Jump through a musical playing field to create a random, free-style jazz melody. (Flash)" picked by thephrog 3 years ago

With over 200 video songs lessons, Video-tabs.com is the #1 source for free video guitar lessons and tabs. Video-tabs.com combines quality video lessons served up by YouTube with accurate easy-to-print tabs so that you can more easily learn your favorite songs. picked by spoontangclan 3 years ago

Prince is to give away his new album for free with a British tabloid newspaper before its official launch, in a move that has caused dismay among music retailers. picked by AutumnLotus 2 years ago

Courtesy of Dennys Restaurant.
Seriously, go between 6am and 2pm on February 3rd and you will get a free Grand Slam as well as coupons for more free stuff. There is no catch. picked by a1a1l1o1a1a1m2 10 months ago

Looking to get stuff for free? Become the ultimate Freeloader with these 11 tried and true tips. Learn how to score hookups from your friends, get free music, and score free money with our guide to freeloading. picked by 1krazykorean 10 months ago

Will Axl Rose score you a free Dr. Pepper? picked by kxmk 2 years ago

You can of course get a "free" education by joining the military, but if that isn't the route you wish to take here are 8 colleges where you can earn a degree for free. Some even give free room & board! You may have to work a few hours a week, but that is a small price to pay. picked by 2manyusernames 6 months ago

TheAtlantic.com is making its site free. In addition to the blogs, author dispatches, slideshows, interviews, and videos, readers can also browse issues going back to 1995, along with hundreds of articles dating as far back as 1857, the year The Atlantic was founded. The NYT did the same thing last year. picked by 2manyusernames 2 years ago

Norton Security Scan becomes a component of the newest version Google Pack - the free-of-charge complete set of the software from Google picked by Jon77 3 years ago

The foundation of Chinese Astrology is from Ying-Yang and Five Elements, which are Metal, Water, Wood, Fire and Earth. Our free informative Chinese Astrology site provides you the advice on Baby Gender Prediction, Baby Lucky Names, Dating and Marriage Match, Lucky House and Bedroom Selections, and your Lucky Years using the combinations of Five Elements. picked by robfouryqr 3 years ago

"Back to the Future Meets Quantum Leap in Rock and Roll Heaven." A novel you can read online for free, download for a few bucks, or buy in paperback for a few more. I've read the first few chapters, and they're pretty good stuff.
For book jacket kind of info: picked by runninutes 1 year ago

A homosexual foster couple were left free to sexually abuse vulnerable boys in their care because social workers feared being accused of discrimination if they investigated complaints. picked by AutumnLotus 2 years ago

These roses are over 6 feet tall and come delivered in a 72" box. Apparently, "men like them because they're massive and romantic." picked by tundramonkey 3 years ago

Pfizer Corporation is starting a program to offer free drugs for up to a year for people who have lost their jobs and health insurance since the beginning of the year. Get it up! picked by suebe 6 months ago

Mango is offering free language courses on French, German, Italian, Greek, Mandarin Chinese, Japanese, Russian, Brazilian Portuguese and even Pig Latin
Spanish and Polish speakers can learn English picked by 2manyusernames 2 years ago

For some strange reason, people are cautious when receiving hugs from people they've never met. Who knew? picked by Skid 3 years ago