12 year old (Florida) boy arrested for farting in class Posted: 12 months ago by BrownTrout
One dirty little 12 year old boy in Florida found out quickly that "forced flatulance" in the classroom will earn you a trip to the big house (where they like that sort of thing).
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Posted: 12 months ago by suebe:
I'm remembering all the crazy pranks we pulled in class in junior high and high school - I'd still be in jail now.
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Posted: 12 months ago by VictorDoppelt:
Any normal school teacher would have suspended him or sent him to the office or called his parents. Arresting a boy and traumatizing him for something like this is ridiculous. Only in Florida!
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Posted: 12 months ago by kakana:
arrested for farting?! That really stinks.
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Posted: 12 months ago by sofsr:
That's an awesome use of tax dollars and the local police force!
Way to go Stuart's Spectrum High School!
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Posted: 12 months ago by arsphidius:
If that's all it takes to get arrested, I'm surprised my son hasn't been in jail for years.
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Posted: 12 months ago by KerOBeroS32:
« VictorDoppelt:Any normal school teacher would have suspended him or sent him to the office or called his parents. Arresting a boy and traumatizing him for something like this is ridiculous. Only in Florida! Normal... How does the teacher know if it was "Forced Flatulence"? Was she/he there watching his face and then checking out the crack of his @ss to be able to tell the difference?
I can guarantee you right now that his parents money will be wasted in therapy sessions for years to come; where the shirk will comfort the poor boy that farting is OK and there are no people coming after him after he rips another one...
I think that teacher should have been the one to be in jail. For wasting the tax payers money in such a way...
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Posted: 12 months ago by TheBlueFrog:
If you really sit and think about this. The forced flatulence was only one of his methods, it wasn't why he got arrested.
He got arrested for being a a little s**t (pun intended) in class. The problem became so bad that the teacher was forced to remove the student from the classroom.
As a note, that is where the teacher's involvement in the situation ends, as teachers can't arrest students. Does anyone disagree with sending a kid to the office that is walking around the classroom, and turning other students' computers off?
As to whether the kid deserved to be arrested, I don't know, it probably has something to do with how the kid acted when he was with the Police officer.
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Posted: 12 months ago by Bornbad:
Gimmie a break(wind). Talk to my *fart* lawyer.
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Posted: 12 months ago by pocksucket:
« KerOBeroS32 : How does the teacher know if it was "Forced Flatulence"? I believe it was his prefixing his anal outburst by saying "Pull my finger".
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Posted: 12 months ago by TraumaMamma:
A Martin County Sheriff's Office report, a copy of which you'll find below, notes that the 4' 11" offender admitted that he "continually disrupted his classroom environment by breaking wind and shutting off several computers."
/Bows to the Master.
Man, my kids and brother are true farters and even they cannot shut off appliances!
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Posted: 12 months ago by DoggySpew:
Still not an arrestable offence. The amount of disruption is annoying, but no law was broken accept school policy. The police should've known that.
Oh: Florida must become a seperate category.
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Posted: 12 months ago by DerAlt:
« TheBlueFrog : If you really sit and think about this. The forced flatulence was only one of his methods, it wasn't why he got arrested.
He got arrested for being a a little s**t (pun intended) in class. The problem became so bad that the teacher was forced to remove the student from the classroom.
As a note, that is where the teacher's involvement in the situation ends, as teachers can't arrest students. Does anyone disagree with sending a kid to the office that is walking around the classroom, and turning other students' computers off?
As to whether the kid deserved to be arrested, I don't know, it probably has something to do with how the kid acted when he was with the Police officer. A very good way to get the parents attention. :)
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