See, you're supposed to eat someone's children before you go out drinking, or you get messed up real quick.

hahahahaha.

I had a joke, but your will far outshadow anything I post.

I wanted to use that joke on the air today, but it turns out they never filed the DUI charge, the story is pretty much that he was on the coke, and not drinking.

So instead I just played the "eat your children" soundbyte.