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 Man Covered in His Own Poop Beats the Crap Out of Flight Attendant
Man Covered in His Own Poop Beats the Crap Out of Flight Attendant
Halfway during the flight, a middle aged man left the lavatory covered in his own fecal matter.

At that point the flight attendant tried to move passengers away from him and ordered the man to clean himself. picked by suebe 3 years ago
tags feces poop airplane flight attendant attacked
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37
 dollylla...
3 years ago
What a sh*tty thing to do.

(you know you wanted to say that)
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 kakana
3 years ago
After the passenger started the ruckus, someone should have just beat the crap out of him.
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 bcgrote
3 years ago
"There's a port-o-john on the wing of this plane!"

Ahh, the mid air psychotic break. Gotta love them...
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 Bornbad
3 years ago
Sh!t! Dolly said what I was gonna say.
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15
 chappy
3 years ago
holy crap!!
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 maven
3 years ago
People say the service on planes keeps getting s**ttier, but this might take it too far.
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 bingo
3 years ago
What a s**t head!
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 dOntEAtp...
3 years ago
I guess once you're covered in shit there's really not much else to do but beat the shit out of a flight attendant.
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 pocksuck...
3 years ago
I wondered how the poop got there. We all assume that just because he was a crazy man it was his poop and he did a little smearing - is crazy-person version of the mile-high club?

But what if it wasn't?

The article says it was, but did they do DNA testing? Did they dust for prints? (Don't ask what kind of prints).

What if it was some sort of flush malfunction? And it was someone else's poop?

If that happened to me, if I were caught up in a terrifying mid-air poop geyser then when it was all over I'd have some pretty urgent points to raise with the cabin crew too.
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 dOntEAtp...
3 years ago
The "covered in poop - beats crap out of" headline is corny.
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 Bornbad
3 years ago
This story should have been posted by "don't eat poop".
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 dOntEAtp...
3 years ago
I heard the guy that did this was a little nutty.
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 suebe
3 years ago
At least he wasn't flinging his shit at the other passengers.
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 maven
3 years ago
Maybe he was expressing his anger at the cleanliness of the facilities?
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 dOntEAtp...
3 years ago
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the new mile high club.
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 suebe
3 years ago
What's worse, is that he used up his frequent flier miles for a shitty flight.
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 bingo
3 years ago
« dOntEAtpOOp : Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the new mile high club.
No thank you.
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 Bornbad
3 years ago
Tough way to get free peanuts.
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 suebe
3 years ago
Pilot "Attention passengers, please ignore the shitty service, we are experiencing a momentary flatulence turbulence problem"
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 hoosker
3 years ago
I think it's a crime the way the airlines have been treating people...especially the brown passengers.
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