I havn't decided if Burger King's recent marketing schemes are clever or just absurd, however absurd is clever

Just this morning I was thinking about purging my friends list and getting rid of a bunch of people from high school that I never talked to while I was in high school and sure as hell don't talk to now. Now this way I will get something out of it.

once you get the free whopper, just add them back

I will help you. The King is fukt up! Seriously. That plastic head is profoundly disturbing and made even more disturbing with the situations they place it in, such as stalking you or in your bed with hot food. I want to get a restraining order on the king. I don't want to see him in my house anymore. GO AWAY KING!!!! GO AWAY!!!!!

"Coupon offer available to US residents in the 50 United States and the District of Columbia. Coupon valid at participating BURGER KING® restaurants only. "
Too bad, I would totally get rid of some people I don't really know, and bands.

Ha ha ha. That was fun. :D

I think most people have 100 people they don't REALLY know.

So, a homeless guy with a decent computer and a good knowledge of people who will "friend" him could eat for life.

Or we just don't have a facebook.

How about; ditch 10 Whoppers and lose 10 chins.

Do you always have to bring up your mom?

I figured it was fair since she brought me up.