What does this say for "A Boy Named Sue"?

Trouble, with a capital T

Seriously......why would you pop out a child and name it Ernest in the first place?

This is just stupid.

You can't compare statistics and come up with a claim like this and call it evidence.

How about people with unconventional names are more likely to be raised in an unconventional manner likely leading them into an adulthood where they may be inclined to commit crimes?

You can make up all sorts of "facts" based on statistics, they're still just statistics.

Odds on Bornbad's real name being "Wilberforce" have suddenly increased.

Well my name is Hans and I have never really broke the law other than to...

Okay, nevermind.

(and to any potential employers that may be reading this, "Hi!")