This pretty much sums it up:

Thank god! You know, those gays would just make those kids all gay and stuff and probably molest them and then they'd molest other kids until the whole world was one writhing, amyl-nitrate leather-daddy, evil mass! Thank god we're saved!

...now, about those bondage folks..

I'm not a big fan of taxes, I think I should be exempt from paying them.

They should threaten to stop the rest of the charitable things they do too, unless the government only makes laws that the church is comfortable with. No more feeding the poor unless Sunday service is made mandatory!

You may be onto something there.

That'll show them who's really wielding the power!