Wut the...

I'm not quite sure how to approach it. It's like watching a trainwreck with dirty genitals in slow motion. I can't look away.

I got really disturbed for a moment, I thought all these wonderful lads were the conquests of one single woman. Took me a while to clue in.

Still.. EEEEEwww

I got ask far as "The Defecator" and my mind broke.

Thanks, Random Web Site. Now I need brain bleach.

Part horror, Part Comedy. Homedy?

Reading these just makes me depressed I didn't get laid more when I was younger. If these nozzles can get laid...

Suddenly... I feel like I'm a well adjusted desirable young man...

Ha. I couldn't stop reading.

All I keep thinking about is the conversation she is inevitably going to have when she finally finds "the guy" and he asks how many people she has been with.

Sheesh.

desirable is right....


i had a good time in college, but apparently i didn't have to try as hard or put out the effort that i did!

my fave part is the standard "he was (insert jerk or a*****e reference here)" followed by, "then I slept with him"

lol
lol

haha for real....good lord.

when i am mired in the pitifulness of people like this, I am reminded of what a fine, beautiful person my wife is.

thank god.

Uhm... those are user submissions. Not a single person's...

True for a few of them, but they all have this "Dear Penthouse" vibe to them, perhaps not in substance, but in style.

I kept seeing the phrases "against my better judgment", "hooking up", and "drunk", all of which makes me think that the words "dating" would appear more often if a) they actually used "better judgement" b) they "hooked up" less, and c) tried staying sober for at least -some- of these romantic little soirees.

I've been here before. What an amazing site. I wonder if a guy will come out with one of these.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Wow. I. Am. An. Idiot sometimes.

The writing styles are so similar....

What has Jerry been up to.....?