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Wife Believes Husband's Semen Was Taken By Force

Her husband told her the reason medical examiners found his semen inside the victim after her death was because two men who had broken into his house and sexually assaulted him on the day the victim disappeared also managed to collect some of his sperm against his will by massaging his prostate during the attack. picked by suebe 9 months ago

tags semen sperm massage prostate attack yeah right

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29	kerobero...

9 months ago

This gets my vote for "Best Headline/Theme pic combination EVAH!"

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47	Bornbad

9 months ago

« keroberos32 : This gets my vote for "Best Headline/Theme pic combination EVAH!"

I'm with kero on that.

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36	kakana

9 months ago

Such a credible story, I can't wait for the movie to come out.

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bingo

9 months ago

HaHaHaHaHaHaHa

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13	Ankabout

9 months ago

I would have loved to see her face when he told her that!

"Honey, remember I told you I had a ...problem?"

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Moe

9 months ago

Wife also reportedly believes that the Easter Bunny is conspiring with the Tooth Fairy to murder Santa and set Easter up as the primary holiday.

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7	TheAdver...

9 months ago

See?! I told you, semen thieves are everywhere! And that is why you should ALWAYS inject hot sauce in your seminal glands, not only in your condoms.

Sheeesh... when will people learn?!

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Aluna

9 months ago

I wonder if I can sell her some of that swampland I have lying around...

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19	bunnysut...

9 months ago

ahhdunooo - it could happen!

I once was facing expulsion for tardiness and gave the principle my explanation.

he said "Must be the truth, it's too intricate to make up"

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maven

9 months ago

Who's keeping semen in their prostate?

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47	Bornbad

9 months ago

« maven : Who's keeping semen in their prostate?

*waves hand*

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luke

9 months ago

I would say chances are she's lying to save her husband rather than actually believing what she's telling is the truth.

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16	shep182

9 months ago

« maven : Who's keeping semen in their prostate?

Well.. ya see.... umm... how it works.... when two people REALLY care for.... awww... never mind...

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24	clscott6...

9 months ago

« keroberos32 : This gets my vote for "Best Headline/Theme pic combination EVAH!"

Agreed. 100%

About the story:

Oh, for crying out loud. Really? THIS was the best story he could come up with? They stole his semen? Really??

Ugh.

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