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Man kills girlfriend over beer, tries to have sex with corpse
Man kills girlfriend over beer, tries to have sex with corpse
A Florida man confessed to killing his girlfriend during an argument over beer and then tried to have sex with her corpse.

*Flori-duh* picked by Bornbad 9 months ago
tags Man kills girlfriend over beer tries to have sex with corpse
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 kakana
9 months ago
"tried to have sex with the body before covering it up and lying next to it."

WTF? An argument over beer?
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 EdgarAll...
9 months ago
How do you not succeed in having sex with corpse? Did she fight it?
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 nursevl
9 months ago
Some badass beer goggles.
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 maven
9 months ago
He's sober enough to punch her in the face until he knew she was dead, but too drunk to maintain an erection, I'm guessing.

What a charmer.
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 suebe
9 months ago
Big "L"
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 TheAnt31...
9 months ago
So, I bet he's not gonna want the state to perform the appropriate punishment on him then?
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 iamtoni7...
9 months ago
I'm gonna say that its good he wasn't able to stiffy the stiff. Maybe it means somewhere inside of him he actually has a conscious.
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 unstable...
9 months ago
« iamtoni78:I'm gonna say that its good he wasn't able to stiffy the stiff. Maybe it means somewhere inside of him he actually ha[d too much beer].
Sadly, as maven said, it's more likely that his blood alcohol percentage was too high for him to maintain an erection.
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 drogue
9 months ago
« EdgarAllenPwn : How do you not succeed in having sex with corpse? Did she fight it?
A certain part of the body needs to perform correctly.
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 Interest...
9 months ago
« EdgarAllenPwn : How do you not succeed in having sex with corpse? Did she fight it?
No lube.

um...not that I'm speaking from experience or anything.
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 trushaft...
9 months ago
okay so after two years of being on plime about what is the deal with florida?

we have seen it time and time again!

I need answers!

That and to never go to florida!
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