Woman files suit claiming that she was injured by a bra
Woman files suit claiming that she was injured by a bra
Victoria's Secret is the defendant. I am trying to come up with a witty saying here, but I got nothing. Free upvote to the best comment on the situation.*

*Ken Foster comments are automatically disqualified. picked by moe 6 months ago
tags lawsuit bra victoria secret lingerie frivolous
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 optimusp...
6 months ago
Kiss and make it better?
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 suebe
6 months ago
She should have had this done instead
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 suebe
6 months ago
or...it could have been a glass bra: ouch

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 dOntEAtp...
6 months ago
They should at least offer to have someone massage the injured area. Isn't icepigs a massage therapist?

(you can thank me later, pigs)
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 Figment3
6 months ago
The rep for Victoria Secret's claims it was misuse. The lady should tell the guy that he needs to unfasten it before he rips it off her chest.
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 kerobero...
6 months ago
I bet you that's the secret victoria has...
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 Alton
6 months ago
What kind of cut to the boob causes you to miss several days of work?

Just what kind of job did she get fired from, anyway?

For some reason I get the feeling she used up all her sick leave long before this bra mauling came about.
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 eLJay
6 months ago
Awwww her boobie had a boo-boo? How do you call in to work for that one?

Hi, yeah, I can't come to work today. I have been injured. Where? My boob. Boob. Yes, boob. My bra. yes, bra. I think I will sue. Yes, sue. I have to go now. My boob hurts. yes, boob.
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 bevissim...
6 months ago
Hmm, maybe the underwire was over-wired.
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 Figment3
6 months ago
The article said that it would ruin her future chance at being a model. So, looking at the models of today this would place her in an A cup possibly B. Can't be too big of an injury.
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 leehblan...
6 months ago
I found this story quite TITillating. If I was the JUGS judge I would have Victoria's Secret BUSTed for NEGLIGEEnce. That said, I find it hard to believe that a bra caused a BOOBoo that bad
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 maven
6 months ago
Redefining 'wardrobe malfunction' without the fines.
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 larknet
6 months ago
« leehblanc : I found this story quite TITillating. If I was the JUGS judge I would have Victoria's Secret BUSTed for NEGLIGEEnce. That said, I find it hard to believe that a bra caused a BOOBoo that bad
Stay tuned, I am sure we will be kept aBREAST of the situation.
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 bunnysut...
6 months ago
She says when she removed the bra to alleviate the discomfort it "malfunctioned," leaving a 3-inch long, ¼-inch deep laceration on her left breast.

sounds like a classic case of hook n' eye disease.

*KERPWING*
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 akstika
6 months ago
pics or it didn't happen
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 bcgrote
6 months ago
« bevissimo : Hmm, maybe the underwire was over-wired.
ALL underwires are overwired! I have never found an underwire that wasn't extremely uncomfortable! I've had wires come out of them after wearing them just a few times. You'd think that at up to $50 or more, these things would last longer than a pair of shoes, even without wearing them every day!

I waaaay prefer a corset!! As a historical reenactor, I have discovered the joy and comparable comfort of corsets from several eras!

Plus, wearing a bra won't prevent sagging, that is genetic. It will provide some minor support and prevent movement, but going without feels sooo much better!
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 nursevl
6 months ago
You are supposed to REMOVE the bra before burning it.
Duh.
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 Moogle
6 months ago
Boohoo, tough titty.
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 mobase
6 months ago
Hmm. Model? I suspect she's just ugly and has mudflaps for bewbs.
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 danger_m...
6 months ago
As funny as everyone finds it - this actually happened to me and it does hurt like a beeeeotch. It took a week before I could have any clothing touch it and the bruises took a couple of weeks to go.

That said - I didn't need any time of work for it, it didn't scar and it was just a fault in that one piece - I had two and the other was awesome. I think she's just milking it for all it's worth. Pun intended.
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