86Apex was born in a bomb shelter by a woman named Trixie. Apex would later learn in his late teens that Trixie was, in fact, his mother. Most members of his family had already gathered this, but as they say in his family "Apex jus' lacked the gumption." She was also a hooker. He still doesn't know this.What he lacks in common sense, he makes up for sheer determination and vision. Upon seeing a Van Gogh painting as a child, Apex immediately proclaimed he would become a stoner. He is still committed to this dream today.His favorite colors are periwinkle and taupe. His best bowling score is a 230. Doritos make him nauseous. He is 1/32 Osage Indian. Apex is a card carrying member of the Psychics Guild, but rumor has it that he's only half clairvoyant. He was named in Time Magazine's 100 Most Boring Men in 1999.Made with love by Blue.

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