86Apex was born in a bomb shelter by a woman named Trixie. Apex would later learn in his late teens that Trixie was, in fact, his mother. Most members of his family had already gathered this, but as they say in his family "Apex jus' lacked the gumption." She was also a hooker. He still doesn't know this.What he lacks in common sense, he makes up for sheer determination and vision. Upon seeing a Van Gogh painting as a child, Apex immediately proclaimed he would become a stoner. He is still committed to this dream today.His favorite colors are periwinkle and taupe. His best bowling score is a 230. Doritos make him nauseous. He is 1/32 Osage Indian. Apex is a card carrying member of the Psychics Guild, but rumor has it that he's only half clairvoyant. He was named in Time Magazine's 100 Most Boring Men in 1999.Made with love by Blue.
The $15,000 Gran Turismo 5 Prologue GT Racing Pod Posted: 1 month ago by 86Apex
This one's for punthe.
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Tesla Roadster Posted: 6 months ago by 86Apex
I drove by a big billboard a few months ago that had this car advertised and forgot about it until I drove by the soon to open dealership the other day. The car looks awesome (kind of a cross between a Porsche Boxster and a Lotus Elise) and performs like a true roadster, plus it's 100% electric! Now if only I could find that spare $100,000 I've got stashed around the house so I can buy one....
Here's the official site for Tesla Motors.
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John Wayne Drunk (NSFW Language) Posted: 7 months ago by 86Apex
An oldie but a goodie.
"Oh Christ, I'm not trying to talk for clapping...."
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Ursonography Posted: 8 months ago by 86Apex
Highlights from the premiere of "Ursonography" by Jaap Blonk and Golan Levin in 2005. Dadaism is still alive to this day.
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Chuck Norris Google Search Posted: 9 months ago by 86Apex
I couldn't stop laughing after I saw this.
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The Most Important Things In Life Posted: 9 months ago by 86Apex
Sure makes you think about what your priorities in life are.
There's many variations of this story going around so I don't know how true this one actually is, but it's still a valid point whichever way it's told.
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Watch The 2008 Macworld Keynote Speech Live Posted: 9 months ago by 86Apex
"There's something in the air."
Watch Steve Jobs' live keynote speech from this years Macworld conference. It will be broadcast live at 9 A.M. PST or if you don't mind waiting until later in the afternoon for a better quality video, go straight to Apple's website.
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Davie Blaine Street Magic - 3 Posted: 9 months ago by 86Apex
The 3rd part of a hilarious David Blaine spoof series.
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Of Milk And Silk - Burrata In LA Posted: 10 months ago by 86Apex
An older article but I remember that it was a great read so naturally I wanted to share. Also, I'm eating some Burrata right now so....
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Spider Posted: 10 months ago by 86Apex
"It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye."
Pretty predictable, but worth the watch.
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Batman: The Dark Knight Trailer Posted: 10 months ago by 86Apex
A better and official version of this post.
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The Only Way Is The Wrong Way Posted: 10 months ago by 86Apex
Sage advice that you should really think about.
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R.I.P. Skankin' Pickle's Lynette Knackstedt Posted: 10 months ago by 86Apex
She was a great guitarist in a really great Ska group. She will be missed. If you haven't heard any of their music, shame on you for missing out on some really great music. ;)
I know I'm over a week late on this, but I just got wind of it and thought I'd share.
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How To Properly Eat Japanese Noodles Posted: 10 months ago by 86Apex
A funny excerpt from the movie Tampopo. If you haven't seen it before, I highly recommend it.
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Tongue Twisters Posted: 10 months ago by 86Apex
A collection of Tongue Twisters from around the World.
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A Lecture About English Posted: 10 months ago by 86Apex
Haha, I hope that student got an A.
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RV Salesman Outtakes (NSFW Language) Posted: 11 months ago by 86Apex
I know this is reeeeally old, but it's always good for some laughs.
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Color Photos Taken During World War I Posted: 11 months ago by 86Apex
Wow, these just blew me away.
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Nutri-Grain Commercial Posted: 11 months ago by 86Apex
Babies everywhere!
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Self Stirring Mug Posted: 11 months ago by 86Apex
I want one! Check it out in action here.
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Highest Male Singing Pitch Ever! Posted: 11 months ago by 86Apex
Wait until 1:07 into the video to experience the highest pitch a male voice could possibly hit.
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The Fresh Prince Of Death Metal Posted: 11 months ago by 86Apex
Carlton makes this video 100x better. :P
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Muffins! Posted: 11 months ago by 86Apex
Want some creepy with your muffins?
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Paul Kaye - Kung Fu Instructor (NSFW) Posted: 11 months ago by 86Apex
A classic, but I think it needed to be shown.
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Charlie Chaplin's Thanksgiving Posted: 11 months ago by 86Apex
Let's be thankful that we have something better to eat than Mr. Chaplin in this video.
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