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9 Ways To Treat a Woman Posted: 9 months ago by Alton

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McCain booed after trying to calm anti-Obama crowd Posted: 1 year ago by altOn
McCain was booed by his own supporters Friday when, in an abrupt switch from raising questions about Barack Obama's character, he described the Democrat as a "decent person and a person that you do not have to be scared of as president of the United States."
Comments: 52 Score: [-] 975 [+].

Alaska panel finds Palin abused power in firing Posted: 1 year ago by altOn
Investigator Stephen Branchflower, in a report by a bipartisan panel that investigated the matter, found Palin in violation of a state ethics law that prohibits public officials from using their office for personal gain.
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House passes $700 billion bailout bill! Posted: 1 year ago by Alton
Who needs a high risk loan!!!?
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31 of 53 teen girls at FLDS ranch are pregnant or had baby Posted: 2 years ago by Alton
That's an ungodly amount of "spiritual marrying" going on.
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31 of 53 teen girls at FLDS ranch are pregnant or had baby Posted: 2 years ago by Alton
That is an incredible amount of "spiritual marrying" going on.
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Why you can't get that New York's Pizza anywhere else. Posted: 2 years ago by Alton
Reasons why you can't replicate New York's pizza easily in other cities.

One should be obvious.
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McDonald's first commercial Posted: 2 years ago by Alton
Uh, that's not Ronald.
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The 50 Worst Beers in the World Posted: 2 years ago by Alton
According the Ratebeer.com. Check out their top picks, also.
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Flying car, Aussie style Posted: 2 years ago by Alton
Want to guess what one crucial thing they forgot?
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Obama and Huckabee win Iowa Posted: 2 years ago by Alton
Rest of the country takes a collective sigh as, at the very least, we don't have to hear about Iowa anymore.
Comments: 4 Score: [-] 348 [+].

Pearns Suzuki Jump Posted: 2 years ago by Alton
What does a combination of rednecks, Budweiser, and a Suzuki Samurai get you?(NSFW - Language)
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Mom laughs as slide owns kid twice. Posted: 2 years ago by Alton
So did I.
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63 year old Disney World employee dies after fall. Posted: 2 years ago by Alton
Karen Price was knocked off the platform by a dinosaur themed car, on the ride Primeval Whirl.
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University of Florida doctor who invented Gatorade died today. Posted: 2 years ago by Alton
Dr. J. Robert Cade, who invented Gatorade in 1965 after the Gators head coach wondered why his players didn't pee after a game, died at the age of 80.
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 398 [+].

Stephen Colbert drops presidential bid Posted: 2 years ago by Alton
He would have something witty to say about it, but his writers are currently picketing.
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Free Music Now Posted: 2 years ago by Alton
Lala.com's plan to give songs away could upend the music industry.
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Man accused of guzzling several bottles of Jack Daniels Lynchburg Lemonade right off Wisconsin Walmart shelf Posted: 2 years ago by Alton
Recovering alcoholic said he couldn't help himself as he drinks 7 bottles off the shelf.
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What's in NyQuil Posted: 2 years ago by Alton
A complete list of all the ingredients in NyQuil, and why they are in there.
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Chester "Chet" Arthur Stiles, the fugitive accused of raping a 3 year old, caught. Posted: 2 years ago by Alton
Stiles arrested after admitting who he was during traffic stop in Las Vegas.
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Brooklyn doctor opens IM practice. Posted: 2 years ago by Alton
Dr. Jay Parkinson, for a yearly fee, makes house calls up to twice a year, and is available online throughout business hours, to chat with.
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2008 Presidental Candidate Calculator Posted: 2 years ago by Alton
Determine who running in 2008 would best represent the issues you find important, through this questionaire.
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Leading Edge Posted: 2 years ago by Alton
Flash game where you are a stick figure in a small arms war.
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Three rescue workers killed at Utah mine. Posted: 2 years ago by Alton
Utah mine rescue attempt halted as second cave-in kills three and injures at least six others.
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String Avoider Posted: 2 years ago by Alton
Similar to a maze game we had recently, but you have to pull a string through the mazes.
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 114 [+].