Comments: 25 Score: [-] 553 [+].
'Hands Off' Anti-Masturbatory Cream Posted: 3 months ago by gratheo
handzoff antimasturbatory cream 5 oz. of soothing anti-masturbation cream. Keep applying until you get relief. Coconut, buttermilk, vanilla bean scent.
I'm honestly not making this stuff up.
Comments: 9 Score: [-] 562 [+].
This secretary is so damn Posted: 3 months ago by super
When I first started to work for this place I was in HR. I had passed my interviews and was doing paperwork as part of the hiring process. The HR secretary and I had the following conversation:
Comments: 4 Score: [-] 440 [+].
Man who accidentally severed wife's arm begs for forgiveness. Posted: 3 months ago by arsphidius
At the end of the article it's announced that there is a fund set up for the victim. They can afford a speedboat, do they really need donations?
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 290 [+].
Glow in the Dark Child Abuse Ads Posted: 3 months ago by theshirtpocket
These Children and Adolescents Reference Center ads are printed in fluorescent ink as to appear normal with a child playing or innocently laying in bed. When you turn the lights off, a new image appears revealing a grown man doing improper things with the little kids.
--Very shocking ads...I want to know what you all think of them.
Comments: 14 Score: [-] 455 [+].
The most honestly named product ever Posted: 3 months ago by pocksucket
It's a box, and you poop in it.
So it's called...
(Slightly NSFW)
Comments: 7 Score: [-] 450 [+].
How To Nail Jello to a Wall Posted: 3 months ago by jemtman
Science provides the answer
--sorry if this is a duplicate--
Comments: 11 Score: [-] 321 [+].
Orangutan used as Sex Slave in Borneo Posted: 3 months ago by Marz
Pony was shaved, and tied by the ankle to a wall in a hut. When customers came to look at her, she would "present" herself to them. It took over a year to finally rescue her. This Link Is of a YouTube video, explaining the plight of Orangutans like Pony in Borneo. If you don't want to watch it all, skip forward to 12.47 where they show some footage of Pony, and speak about her rescue.
Comments: 20 Score: [-] 411 [+].
Nintendo set to launch "Wii Fit" exercise game Posted: 3 months ago by topofall
Get one of these American Plimates - been using mine for a fortnight now - it's great fun and does help in the fitness and weight quest!
I'm 67 and if I can do it anyone can!
Don't buy it and stick it on ebay - USE IT!
As an aside, how come us in the UK got it first, that makes a change!
Comments: 4 Score: [-] 217 [+].
Positively the worst costume EVER Posted: 3 months ago by tigertony
So wrong, so wrong, so wrong (Slightly NSFW)
Note: Theme pic isn't it.
Comments: 15 Score: [-] 605 [+].
Kerosene soaked man dies after lighting up Posted: 3 months ago by 2longdogs
A MAN who was arrested after dousing himself with kerosene died in a fireball after he asked for a smoke while he was being questioned by police.
Comments: 6 Score: [-] 394 [+].
NASA to Announce Success of Long Galactic Hunt Posted: 3 months ago by Jetka
...but you'll have to wait until May 14th.
Comments: 7 Score: [-] 201 [+].
Ode to Joy on a Printer Posted: 3 months ago by pocksucket
I was looking for a video for Ode to Joy on YouTube to post for FAF*. I was hoping for a Clockwork Orange tie in too, but what I found was this video. And it is so much more.
As brief as I can be, when printers print they whine. That whining is, after a fashion, a series of notes. Print the right thing and you can play music.
So someone down at HP did. This is supposedly a self test Easter Egg on HP Scanjet printers and this is how you make it happen.
*4th Movement of Beethoven's 9th Symphony. But you knew that, right?
Comments: 6 Score: [-] 417 [+].
Police investigating after 10-year-old Idaho girl gets pregnant Posted: 4 months ago by muppet
Fremont County authorities say a St. Anthony man has been accused of raping a 10-year-old girl who later gave birth at an eastern Idaho hospital.
Comments: 8 Score: [-] 503 [+].
Target is racist Posted: 4 months ago by zzz
See this ad if you don't believe me
Comments: 11 Score: [-] 554 [+].
Pictured: X-ray of the python who swallowed a pussy Posted: 4 months ago by AutumnLotus
This amazing X-ray picture shows the skeleton of a kitten inside a python's stomach after being devoured in one gulp by the predator.
Comments: 5 Score: [-] 398 [+].
Saliva HIV test gives results in minutes Posted: 4 months ago by ybcool
A saliva test could help speed up detection of human immmunodeficiency virus, or HIV, Canadian researchers say.
A followup of sorts to this post by 2manyusernames.
Comments: 0 Score: [-] 228 [+].
Quick thinking Dad sacrifices life to save daughter Posted: 4 months ago by tigertony
With an out-of-control car bearing down, he lifted her over his head to spare her the impact.
Comments: 13 Score: [-] 660 [+].
3 Bored Guys and a Pair of Jeans Posted: 4 months ago by muppetmaker
Guys who have way to much time on their hands, find fantastic ways to put their pants on.
Culminating in a guy DOING A BACK FLIP! into a pair of jeans.
Comments: 11 Score: [-] 402 [+].
Crosswalk Madness Posted: 4 months ago by doggylives
Using an underground tunnel and teamwork, these students ruin traffic. Brilliant!
Watch carefully for the cow.
Comments: 6 Score: [-] 204 [+].
Man Regrows Finger: Amazing Video Posted: 4 months ago by ybcool
"It wasn't a transplant. Mr Spievak re-grew his finger tip. He used a powder - or pixie dust as he sometimes refers to it while telling his story."
via the BBC from Ohio...
Comments: 12 Score: [-] 479 [+].