I'm a former Marine with telechenetic powers who really likes raw brocolli. Disclaimer: One or more of the above statements may or may not be true.
UN halts aid to Myanmar Posted: 2 months ago by Bandit
A U.N. official says the World Food Program is suspending cyclone aid to Myanmar because its government seized supplies flown into the country.
It's very difficult to be subjective when things like this happen.
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Bear Stearns get emergency funds as everyone sells their stock. Posted: 4 months ago by Bandit
In other news fears of tainted meat were reported in "Rotten Pork Incorporated" , and a massive recall was announced from "This Vehicle Will not work after you drive it off the Dealership parking lot Motor Company"
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REBOOT wrangles with police in Florida Posted: 4 months ago by Bandit
We haven't seen a lot of our favorite Pink Bunny lately. He "says" he's in Canada. You be the judge.
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Don't Eat Poop! (...or throw it at a Judge) Posted: 6 months ago by Bandit
Your sentence may be increased.
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What not to say. Posted: 6 months ago by bandit
Note from Woman to Judge: "Kiss my @$$"
Note from Judge to Woman: "Remember that suspended five year sentence? Serve that, plus an extra 90 days."
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Terrorist threat cancels Dakar Rally Posted: 6 months ago by bandit
"No other decision but the cancellation of the sporting event could be taken,"
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What's dead, faces Moscow and is made from plastic? Posted: 6 months ago by bandit
Imposing figure found at the Inaccessibility Pole.
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Canada and Australia discover the answer is 15! Posted: 6 months ago by bandit
In a major technological step, a team of Canadian and Australian researchers has completed the first quantum calculation.
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Man Denies Hurling Hamster Posted: 6 months ago by bandit
In honor of FAF and "My goodness it's a slow news day"
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What does 315 Billion Dollars really look like? Posted: 6 months ago by bandit
We hear dollar figures thrown out about the cost of things every day.
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Lynne Spears' Parenting Book Put On Indefinite Hold Posted: 7 months ago by Bandit
Apparently "Let your kids do whatever they feel like doing" is not good parental advice.
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Anchorwoman arrested! Posted: 7 months ago by Bandit
A television news anchor from Philadelphia was arrested in Manhattan on Sunday after she punched a police officer in the face.
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Funeral for a Mainframe Posted: 7 months ago by Bandit
The University of Manitoba lays their beloved IBM 650 to rest.
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Shakespeare or Emo? Posted: 7 months ago by Bandit
In Honor of today's FAF "The Real You 2.0"
I bring you a quiz.
Can you tell the difference between a random Shakespeare quote and an Emo song title? You might be thinking, "of course I can!" But beware--It's harder than you think....
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December 7th, 1941 -- a date which will live IN INFAMY! Posted: 7 months ago by Bandit
66 Years ago Today.
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Barry Bonds to finally appear in Federal Court Posted: 7 months ago by Bandit
Four counts of perjury!
One count of obstruction!
Lying to a grand jury!
And a partridge in a pear tree!
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The Human Calendar Posted: 8 months ago by Bandit
It's Calendars and the Brady Bunch!
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William Shatner vs. George Lucas Posted: 8 months ago by Bandit
In honor of FAF!
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Shifting sands reveal World War Two fighter Posted: 8 months ago by Bandit
World War II P-38 Lightning that was lost and "...salvaged, but it wasn't" is found on a North Wales coast.
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French Transportation Workers Strike Posted: 8 months ago by Bandit
Nicolas Sarkozy tries to cut off Early Retirement benefits to a small group of public sector workers.
French public transportation stops.
Someone will surrender before the week is finished.
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Jerusalem may be divided Posted: 9 months ago by Bandit
Israel's deputy prime minister Haim Ramon says the Israeli government would support a division of Jerusalem.
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Jumping Photographs Posted: 9 months ago by Bandit
William Hundley gets people to jump underneath sheets and fabrics and catches them in mid-air and completely hidden behind the fabric.
Edit: Slideshow is SFW.
Flickr set is NSFW.
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10 Businesses Facing Extinction in 10 Years Posted: 9 months ago by Bandit
Some may surprise you.
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Spooky Premonitions of 9/11 Posted: 10 months ago by Bandit
All of the images were created prior to September 11, 2001.
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Congressman Bob Filner Charged With Assault on Virginia Airport Worker Posted: 11 months ago by Bandit
California Rep. Bob Filner was facing charges Monday with allegedly assaulting an airline worker at Dulles International Airport.
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